Wednesday, March 11, 2009

No Woman


A friend said to me the other day, "No woman likes giving a blow job for the sake of a blow job."

(((sound of crickets chirping)))

*blink*

Um, well...


"I mean it is simply a means to and end. Right?"

Sommer is mentally flipping through every blow job she has ever given simply for the sake of giving it. The ones where she makes a deal with herself that if he's hard when she goes to bed, she'll crawl under the covers and take care of business. (He's always hard when she goes to bed.) Sure, it will wake him up...but he won't mind. Or the one that he still talks about when they were new parents and exhausted and he was in the shower and when he pulled back the curtain there she was, on her knees, elbows planted on the side of the claw foot tub, waiting for him. Or the one from their vacation to Harper's Ferry that he fondly refers to as the 'Look, Ma, no hands!" blow job.

So, let's see...I guess I should just say it, right? I like cock. I like to give blow jobs for the sake of blow jobs. I like that look on his face when I go at just the right speed. I like the sound he makes in the back of his throat. I like how his hands inevitably end up in my hair and he tries to be gentle but it gets to a point where he pulls just a little too hard and that pain sings across my scalp. I like the way he says, "Baby", when I'm going down on him. That tone, the way he sounds, the rumbly hitch in his throat. All of it. I like how he keeps a nice even rhythm until I push him just a bit too far and then his movements becomes frantic. I like it all. I like to make him come and I like to listen to him, watch him, smell him, feel him.

And I don't care if it goes anywhere else. Period. Sometimes I just want to do it to do it.

Now, that is not to say that it doesn't end up so many other wonderful places for the most part. It doesn't mean that often it turns out to be just an appetizer before the main course of fucking (or I become the main course). But not always.

Mostly, I like to do it because it makes me happy. I never feel more powerful and simultaneously more submissive than when I'm doing that.

But maybe my friend is right. No woman likes giving a blow job for the sake of a blow job. Gosh, I know *I* don't. ;)

XOXO
Sommer
p.s. don't forget to scroll down to see some big Japanese balls courtesy of Donna George Storey.

69 comments:

Heidi Champa said...

Amen, Sommer. Amen to all of it. You are not alone. ;)

Smut Girl said...

Thank you for your support, Heidi! We can start a club. We need tees. Totally.
:)
xoxo
s

Isabel Kerr said...

How many times and how many different ways do I need to say it? Let's see page 6, Never Have the Same Sex Twice, -or- I never met a dick I didn't lick -or more recently, he thinks all he has to do to get me wet is stick his dick in my face, which, while true...

Yeah, it's a means to an end, it turns me on.

Amen, amen, Sommer.

Neve Black said...

I'll take an XXXLarge tee shirt, please. Yep, this girl likes to sucky-fucky just because I do. Hell, I just do.

Ditto, S.

Smut Girl said...

hahaha isabel! you are funny. good for you!

um,neve, XXX-large. I've seen you. Uh...are you planning to wear it as a dress?

thank you for the amens. Now can i get a hallelujah!?
;)
xoxo
s

Marina said...

Sommer, this sums it up perfectly for me as well: "Mostly, I like to do it because it makes me happy. I never feel more powerful and simultaneously more submissive than when I'm doing that."

Hallelujah! I believe!

Smut Girl said...

Ah, there's my hallelujah! Thank you, Marina.

What sould the shirts say?
"I SUCK"

:)

Erobintica said...

means to an end

snicker snicker snicker

umm, yeah

whose end?

oh? isn't that what she meant?

Smut Girl said...

*an end*

well, yeah. it's gone there a few times too. works for me!
xoxo
s

Alison Tyler said...

Where are all the men? Shouldn't there be some very, very happy men reading this, too? Did I say very, very happy?

Count me in with the girls who like to suck for the sake of sucking.

XXX,
Alison

Smut Girl said...

maybe they got so happy they had to go tcob? or maybe we have made them afeared! oh no.
xoxo
s

ste said...

I'm not afeared!

Though I've got to say that if I ever get to give a blow job, I suspect I might love it. Wahey!

Smut Girl said...

oh, i like where this is going. i like the way you think!

and i am glad you are not afeared. very, very pleased!
xoxo
s

Kristina Wright said...

LOL. I've told this story before (but hey, you're all friends, so you'll listen, right?)... "Service Entrance" was the very first erotic story I ever wrote and it was about a woman giving a man a blowjob and then paying him for the privilege. I got more negative feedback on that story than all of the stories I've written since. The story ended up in the first edition of Best Women's Erotica (edited by Marcy Sheiner in 2000) and all of the authors were female, but I can't tell you how many e-mails I got that insisted I couldn't be a woman because "women don't think like that"-- from both women and men! One guy lamented that it was a lovely fantasy, but that's all it was... a fantasy. And one woman sent me three e-mails in an attempt to get me to "out" myself, insisting that I might be writing under a female pseudonym, but I had shown my "true male chauvinist colors" by suggesting not only would a woman want to give a man a blowjob, but would pay for it. Ha.

You go, Sommer. Hallelujah! Represent!

EllaRegina said...

Yeah, I had a friend say "You like that?!"

Count me in on your team. I think we have enough for a team now, no?

Alison Tyler said...

The Blow Hards?

Cora Zane said...

It's an artform. Srsly. You gotta practice to perfect it, ya know? (Doing the switch up can't melt the your man's mind. For real.)

Pass me a shirt - a size L ringer in heather grey would sooo rock my socks.

ste said...

will there be tryouts for the Blow Hards?

Emerald said...

I have heard people say that as well, and I have invariably found it dumbfounding — not only because for me it has been completely untrue, but also because it seems incredible to me to seriously believe that such an outrageously sweeping generalization about sex (in both senses of the word) would be credible. I find that so odd.

Anyway — I love giving blow jobs. :)

Smut Girl said...

Blow Hards. Genius.

Love that story, KW. What is the title?

Hi Cora, ER, Emerald and STE again. I think we do have enough for a club now ;)
xoxo
s

Smut Girl said...

And now, I would like to thank my fellow cocksuckers...

hee hee. sorry. just had to say that. was dying... :)
xoxo
s

EllaRegina said...

And, our team is in the Bush League, right?

Hey, you won't believe this but my verification word is:

egarpork

Yeah, that's right, I'm eager for MANpork, in my mouth. Sock it to me!

ste said...

excellent. now, it seems like I need to get in training. don't want to let the team down.

EllaRegina said...

Batter UP!

EllaRegina said...

Some of the team players may need these, depending on how hard the field surface is...

barbara huffert said...

Your friend is whacked. Sometimes it's just plain fun.

I want a tee too!

Smut Girl said...

knee pads! Damn why haven't I thought of that!?

Hi, Barb ;) Glad you like to uh...'have fun' (((air quotes)))

ste's gonna make sure to keep us posted on the rigid training schedule...

xoxo
s

Erobintica said...

I'm cracking up here - from reading the comments AND from my spamword

shnober

damn, it changed

now it's

fixtemp

I couldn't say it any better

jothemama said...

Ha, deadly comments! Knee pads, ste...

I'll admit for the sake of honesty my enthusiasm's waned in recent years, I'm sure it will return (maybe it's the TMJ thing, did you ever get anything done about that Sommer>)

but yes, the power/submission thing says it perfectly.

verification word, uncels - er, no, that doesn't sound right!

jothemama said...

new verification word, apurge.

ste said...

rigid? who's rigid?

knee pads... heh.

BettyGolden said...

Amen! hallelujah!!any test for joining the club?:))

Smut Girl said...

Hey, JO! I did gt a night thing that i never remember to put in. The TMJ is a factor, but I play it by ear (or jaw). It does aggravate it but...is worth it if I really want to.

Hi, Betty! I think ste will agree with me. There may be a test, but it is off site and with the test subject of your choosing ;)Love. Your. Name!

xoxo
Sommer

Dakota Rebel said...

Damn it! I'm not too late to sign up am I? I would also like a Large T-Shirt. Any color would be fine...except maybe yellow. I think a nice cream color would be nice. (Couldn't be helped.)

Hooray for blowjobs!

XoXoXo
Dakota Rebel

Dakota Rebel said...

OMG! I had to post again because the new word verification is...wait for it:

INGESTR

It so totally and honestly is. That is hilarious!!!!

XoXoXo
D

Smut Girl said...

Dakota...
Coffee
Out
My
Nose
Enough said. ;)
XOXO
S

Alison Tyler said...

So this is sort of apropos of nothing (except your photo of the girl with the banana), but my friend Georgia gave me one of these. It's called a "banana bunker."

It keeps your banana intact.
You're all jealous now, aren't you?

I'm just saying.

XXX,
Alison

Dakota Rebel said...

Holy Crow! My turn to spit coffee onto my computer.

Can you imagine the poor child who opens his lunch box to find that mom has packed THAT?

Granted...I am jealous and I totally want one. But what the hell?

LOL.

Thanks for sharing Alison.

XoXoxo
Dakota

What is up with blogger? It's like they know or something. Word verification: bytings

not that most men would appreciate that...but still.

Smut Girl said...

I have to say (with his permission)the very first comment I got for this blog (as the rep for the big strapping happy man category) was, "You are so fucking awesome! I wish you were my girlfriend", courtesy of P.S. Haven. But his work computer wouldn't let him play :( So, I will play with him. I mean...*FOR* him. I will play. *For*. Him. Totally.

XOXO
Sommer
*this message approved by P.S. Haven

Smut Girl said...

Hah hahaha! we crossed postings. Banana bunker. Is that a banana in your lunchbox or are you just happy to see me?

bytings. I am on board! woohooo! Ahem. Sorry. I got excited.
xoxo
s

P.S. Haven said...

Sommer, will you marry me?

You girls (and guy) are all awesome. I love you all.

(Computer is letting me play suddenly.)

I love the idea of this, of course. The act, in and of itself. The symbolism behind it. That imbalance of sexual power. And make no mistake, it’s the giver who has all the power in this case. All you have to do is stop for a couple of seconds and see how fast you have me begging. Totally under your spell at that point. And it’s a perfect time for me to watch you. I can stare all I want. Admire the swells and valleys of your body, the arc of your back and ass. So, so many reasons why I love it. It’s like one of my favorite characters said: “A good blowjob is 90% enthusiasm, 10% technique.” I mean, obviously it feels fucking amazing. But it’s the mental aspect that makes it so sexy. The give. The take. My reactions to your actions. And then back again. I love it.

I’ve been made sport of by a certain author I admire highly who shall remain nameless (hint: her initials are Sommer Marsden) for being in somewhat a rut (ha…) when it comes to writing about blowjobs. And I swear, I’ve tried to write a story that actually doesn’t include a blowjob at some point, but I simply can’t.

Hi, I’m P.S. Haven and I love blowjobs.

Smut Girl said...

If you wrote a story without a blow job in it, my head would e'splode!

You totally rock. Glad you got past the border gaurds. I miss um...playing with you ;)

heh heh.

His name is P.S. Haven and he loves blow job. I think that should be the first line of a song or something!
xoxo
s

Smut Girl said...

"jobs" dammit. He loves blow jobS (shit typed blog jobs the first time! haha)

ste said...

I just clicked refresh a few times, and I didn't get any verification words that are even vaguely rude. I feel cheated.

Cora Zane said...

Duh, my original comment was supposed to say "Doing the switch up can melt your man's mind." And that is 100% for real. I just can't type for squat. Me + multitasking = does not compute.

Banana bunker! ^_^ They look like hardshell banana condoms. Ha!

Smut Girl said...

I'm sorry ste! try, try again. maybe you need to put something dirty for it to give you a dirty word? I do not know. hmm...

Cora. I swear to god. I am with you. I have typed taster when I meant toaster. "Shove that bread in the taster."

The man says: "Wow. That poor taster!"

hahaha. I multitask all the time. Multitasing: fucking up several things at once...
xoxo
s

ste said...

Sommer, I meant to say that I read "How He Likes Me" the other day. Great story, with - topically enough - a great blow job! Good stuff.

(verification = still nothing).

Smut Girl said...

oh, thank you ste. that is a personal fave. love the sheets in that story (am I channeling AT with the sheets?).

God. what is up with your word verification. Where does one register a complaint? At the frntdsk?

xoxo
s

EllaRegina said...

Poor ste.

Here, take mine:

inist

They removed the capital P: Pinist, one who plays the penile instrument.

Sommer, the word is there before one types anything. I think they operate by mind-reading, these "verifiers."

Yeah, complain at the frntdsk, dmit!

EllaRegina said...

And again!

anessl

When the penis dislodges from the mouth to enter the anus -- for a little "nestle."

I better step away from the keyboard.

Smut Girl said...

Wow ER, I think the word ver is flirting with you.

NOt me, though, my word is: foolin

xoxo
s

Alison Tyler said...

Hi, I’m P.S. Haven and I love blowjobs.

Hi, P.S. Haven. I'm Alison Tyler and I love your blowjobs. If you stop writing about blowjobs because of Sommer Marsden, I am going to have to fly 3,000 miles and smack her on the side of her head! Because *your* blowjobs are divine! I'm just going to steal from you for a moment, I hope you don't mind. Here's a heat-of-the-moment description from your story in "B is for Bondage":

He surrendered. “I want you to.” And she gulped his cock into her fever-hot mouth. Richie moaned pitifully as she sealed her wet lips around him and slid them down the entire length of his shaft with maddening patience. His cock tasted good, and it felt good in her mouth. He smelled like gasoline. Not the watered-down, 90-something octane you got nowadays. But the good stuff. The leaded stuff. 104-octane. The kind that burned clean and pure. Sky Chief. Hi-Test. Fill’er up.
She swallowed, trying to take him all the way into her mouth, trying to devour him.


And from a your piece in "Frenzy," here's one of my favorite afters ever:

He stepped back and admired his handiwork for a moment. He cleaned her meticulously, wiping her face with the nylon, folding it to a clean place, wiping again. She had made sure to let herself gag every now and then so her eyes would water and make her mascara run.

Very glad you were able to make your computer behave!

XXX,
Alison

P.S. Haven said...

Wow! Thanks, Sommer and Alison! Genuine badasses, the both of you. You two kick so much ass it ain't even funny. Well, it kinda is. But it's an at-the-expense-of-others kind of funny.
Thanks for the killer comments. Will now wait for my head to shrink back to its normal size before leaving the room...
(the head on my shoulders, that is...)

ste said...

the frntdsk say they're fresh out of good words. I'll keep trying!

last night I read about - and peeked at - a website with the mysterious title 'The Art of Blow Job'. bet you can't imagine what that's all about.

Kristina Wright said...

"A blow job doesn't mean blow..."

That's a lyric from a very dirty Prince song I've had running through my head ever since this post. The song is called "Sister" and if I quoted any more of the lyrics Alison's head would explode because Prince does not believe in the "no incest" guideline. Hee.

EllaRegina said...

Kristina, I've always wondered about the blow thing, too. I mean, there can be a blowing action but it's mostly involving other lingual behaviors.

OK, I think you're right, Sommer. Word Ver is flirting with me.

Now: pameting

Not quite sure what they're telling me but I think it involves paddles, pommeling and Pamela.

EllaRegina said...

Haha.

Now: purbul

as in "Pure Bullshit"

Word Ver is getting fresh with me!

The nerve!

Alison Tyler said...

Hey Kristina W,

Everyone knows I'm not a sexy motherfucker.

XXX,
AT

Kristina Wright said...

Oh, AT. You just reminded me of another old Prince song, totally apropos to this topic:

http://www.dtt-lyrics.com/albums/dirty.html#head


Delicious, dirty song.

T. Elle Harrison said...

What the french...? How did I miss this blog? I have to say...if my hubby were to give me a report card on giving head it would not read "Blow jobs lack enthusiasm." This chic loves to give head just because there is nothing empowering than knowing you have him by the short and curlies...literally.

Shanna Germain said...

I'm coming late to the blow job party, but damn... I had to throw my two cents in about giving head.

Which amounts to this:

Yummy.

That's all.

Alison Tyler said...

Yours may cost 2 cents, Shanna. But *mine* are free.

Hmmm. Or did I misread the shirt?

XXX,
Alison

Sexie Sadie~ said...

Ha! love it!!

No, blow jobs... suck, don't they? ;)
xo~Sadie

JM Stone said...

OMG I am sooooo late to this party!!

My hubby was grumpy all day Sunday because he didn't get his special wake up call ;)

My morning routine is to get up, get coffee going, then go back to bed to wake him with a blow job. He LOVES it, I LOVE it, and we both feel shafted(in a bad way) when we don't get to start the morning off so delightfully ;)

hmm...my word...bradev???...and the next...pstol? Hmm...is that a pistol in your pocket or...

Angell said...

K - REALLY far behind here, but am seriously cracking up over all the comments.

I'd like to join the team if it's not too late.

The best part about blowing my man is that he RARELY comes from a blow job. So he can stay hard and I can suck him for hours if he'd let me.

My name is Angell and I suck cock (umm, did we need the declaritive statement or is that a given?)

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