Tomorrow is the day. Tomorrow! And my computer crashed last night. Crashed, died, bit the big one, shuffled off this mortal coil, cashed in its chips, went belly up...expired. Luckily this pic was on my camera. I have no idea how much I lost, and I am still in a kind of fuzzy headed, calm, rational haze. I keep waiting to freak out and it has not happened. Yet.
Anyhoo, here is the prize packet! Fab, yes? One lucky winner will run off with a Blow Hard #69 red (it is true red) tee from yours truly. A Blow Hard Tour 2009 pin, Blow Pops, Playing With Fire edited by Alison Tyler signed by me because I love my blow job scene in Fire Woman and the book is smoking hot, Tasting Her and Tasting Him edited by RKB (donated by Cleis Press), a copy of the Ultimate Guide to Fellatio and The Ultimate Guide to Cunnilingus edited by Violet Blue (donated by Cleis Press), a tin of Stimula lube for Him from Access RX(check out the link for their free Stimulus package ;)) . Also, the winner will receive a separate shipment from the awesomely generous folks at sextoy.com containing A Blow Guard and some oral lubes by Pipe Dreams!
Now to explain my counting system:
So here's how I do a countdown. Let's pretend it December 20th and we are counting down to Christmas. Kay? Well, if you follow my Sommer way of counting we do not count the 20th because if it *is* the 20th, then that day is partially over already so why count it!? You do not count the eve. Clearly Xmas Eve is technically Christmas anyway. So on the 20th you have three days left until Christmas. See? Not the 20th, 21, 22, 23, 24th...nope. You simply count the 21, 22 and 23rd. So that is how I did my Blow Hard Tour Countdown.
And the man kept saying, "No...you need to do this like a rocket countdown. You do not go, four, three, two, one...one...blast off"
I said, "Pshaw!"
Until yesterday. Then I said, "Shit."
And he said, "See."
And I said, stuff you do not want to know.
The point is that tomorrow is the day people! And below is our lineup and I have a surprise or two at the end! Yay!
Sommer Marsden March 31st
Alison Tyler April 1st (no joke)
Dakota Rebel April 2nd
Erobintica April 3rd
EllaRegina April 6th
Marina St. Clare April 7th
Isabel Kerr April 10th
Neve Black Aprill 11th
XOXO
Sommer
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13 comments:
Haha, brilliant post title! And, see, you wouldn't have been able to do that if you'd used a more conventional counting system.
Sorry to hear about your computer! (Did you try using any of the techniques from the Violet Blue book to revive it?)
no. i used the you-stupid-motherfucker method and it did not respond. go figger.
i must give full credit for the Pre-Come title to Kristina Lloyd. I had said, prologue blog. She said pre-come. I liked hers so much better! she is brilliant sexy UK redhead, no?
xoxo
s
she is brilliant sexy UK redhead
See, you can count! Or at least take an accurate inventory. Our data on Kristina Lloyd matches yours exactly.
[Ha! and oh, dear ... I initially mistyped the above as "Our data in Kristina Lloyd ...]
I'm so sorry about your computer - but I'm thrilled there's just one more day until we can blow! What's that? We don't have to wait to blow? We can blow any time we want to?
Hmmmm.... I'll be right back.
XXX,
Alison
Love the blog post title - but then I like pre-come. ;-)
only one more day -
well, I'm licking my lips in anticipation...
That sucks about your computer (sorry - couldn't resist) - what is it with puters these days - my hubby just had to replace his work one.
Ditto on the computer suckage - my work computer crashed four times in three hours this morning!
LOVE the title, and can't wait to follow the tour! Can I be a groupie? I love to watch ;)
My husband counts down the same way you do. We have this debate all the time. But hey, it just delays the anticipation a little longer... :)
oh, good, KW! Your husband and I can start a support group. People who cannot count down right ;)
J.M. Sadly mine is not crash and reboot. Mine is, we cannot revive the patient. Please call the morgue...
bleh.
So far, no freak out. I guess hell has frozen over.
xoxo
s
Yay! The kick off is getting closer.
Sorry to hear about your comp. I gotta say, you seem to be taking it really well. I'd be twitching with absolute freakoutness by now. *_*
For what it's worth, your counting system does make some sense to me, Sommer. :) Besides, we don't want any premature ejaculation around here. ;) I love the post title too!
Ugh, sorry to hear about your laptop casualty. How nice that you at least have the dinosaur in the basement to access though.
Awesome prize package!! I'm so looking forward to playing. ;)
(Yeah, Alison, if we weren't supposed to actually blow until tomorrow, I, um...cheated.)
*I initially mistyped the above as "Our data in Kristina Lloyd ...*
Somewhere in there is a joke about data entry but I don't know what it is. But thank you! Glad to see the pre-come title has, um, gone down well.
Glad 'puter is alive too!
I'm a link clicking fool presently. I must discover the trail to the treasures. Wonderful concept.
LOL! OK, that explanation is a hoot! And congrats!
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