Hide A Vibe
I once ordered an end table from a small catalog store. I had it in my head what it would look like, how it would go in the room and what size it was. It arrived and was about 1/3 of the size of what was in my head. I was flabbergasted. But then the man found the catalog and pointed out to me that the table that arrived fit the dimensions. Dimensions schmimensions! I do not know of dimensions. I go by pictures. And dammit, if a table looks about 3' x 5' in a picture, it should be 3' x 5'--even if the catalog copy reads 18" x 1' 9".
Apparently, this issue translates to sex toys, too! The Hide a Vibe was the reverse of my lovely end table. When I was compiling a review order I saw it and though, oh, my god, it looks like a faux lipstick! It is so cute! So I ordered it...
Hmm. This would never pass for a lipstick barring the owner being roughly 18 feet tall. This would be one big ass lipstick. I mean, don't get me wrong, it really does resemble a lipstick tube. Only not for an average human, maybe for an Amazon. The good news is this: It is adorable! It is cheap (love cheap)! It is discreet! (Unless you try to apply it to your lips in public). It is QUIET! And it is worth every penny. This is a vibrator you should have in your arsenal.
I don't have a ton to tell you with the exception of my deficiency in reading produce dimensions and that the Hide a Vibe did its job, did it quietly, and made me say, "Oh, baby, I love you so no matter how big (or small) you are."
Throw it in your suitcase, throw it in your purse, throw it in your beach bag. Perfect for emergency um..."touch ups".
XOXO
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I once ordered an end table from a small catalog store. I had it in my head what it would look like, how it would go in the room and what size it was. It arrived and was about 1/3 of the size of what was in my head. I was flabbergasted. But then the man found the catalog and pointed out to me that the table that arrived fit the dimensions. Dimensions schmimensions! I do not know of dimensions. I go by pictures. And dammit, if a table looks about 3' x 5' in a picture, it should be 3' x 5'--even if the catalog copy reads 18" x 1' 9".
Apparently, this issue translates to sex toys, too! The Hide a Vibe was the reverse of my lovely end table. When I was compiling a review order I saw it and though, oh, my god, it looks like a faux lipstick! It is so cute! So I ordered it...
Hmm. This would never pass for a lipstick barring the owner being roughly 18 feet tall. This would be one big ass lipstick. I mean, don't get me wrong, it really does resemble a lipstick tube. Only not for an average human, maybe for an Amazon. The good news is this: It is adorable! It is cheap (love cheap)! It is discreet! (Unless you try to apply it to your lips in public). It is QUIET! And it is worth every penny. This is a vibrator you should have in your arsenal.
I don't have a ton to tell you with the exception of my deficiency in reading produce dimensions and that the Hide a Vibe did its job, did it quietly, and made me say, "Oh, baby, I love you so no matter how big (or small) you are."
Throw it in your suitcase, throw it in your purse, throw it in your beach bag. Perfect for emergency um..."touch ups".
XOXO
S
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Ooh! It's very pretty!
My girl friend once shared with me that she keeps bullets in her purse; you know just in case she is stuck in traffic and wants to get off.
hahaha
Maybe I should send her the link?
:)
*gigi*
it is pretty, Marina!
gigi, i like the way your friend thinks! this would be just right for a woman who sees traffic as an orgasm emergency! truly :)
xoxo
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its quiet!?!
i learned that the quiet factor is very important for most users...
yes, DdS, very quiet! I was shocked. quiet is very important. shh... ;)
xoxo
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So, how do you have the privilege to get sent these sex toys? I know a few people have it going on and then get to submit to pleasurists. I would love to join the party, any idea how I can?
elise, i answered a call that i happened to see (since gone). there might be some info on the pleasurist site. i think i did see some. it's http://www.pleasurists.com in case you've never been.
xoxo
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