I love that INXS song. God. It's so hot, always on my mental music to bang to roster. It brings me to todays topic. We want to know what you need, baby. What you want. What gets you hot and bothered and ready to roll? Sextoy.com asked reviewers to ask readers what they need. What they like.
So here are two questions:
1. What toys/items/books/DVD etc would *you*, dear reader, like to see me review? What do you want the inside scoop on?
and
2. What is your favorite review so far? (to catch up simply enter My Dirty Monday in the search box in the upper left hand corner of this blog and you'll see them all. I know which one gets the most hits, but I want to know which one is *your* favorite).
If you're not shy, go ahead and give me a shout out in the comments section and tell us all what you want/need/like. If you want to confess your secret only to me, step into my confessional and spill your guts at hot4sommer at yahoo dot com
In the spirit of sex and sex toys, I have a Nina Hartley DVD to give away (provided by the smashing sexy folks at sextoy.com). If you WANT TO BE ENTERED to win, simply put "Enter Me" somewhere in your comment/email. Do you not love the sound of that? I do...sigh...enter me. I know some folks don't want to win stuff and that is a-okay by me. So if you do...all you have to do is tell me, baby.
I'll leave it open for a week and then choose a winner. But you're still welcome to share after the contest is over. We appreciate your input more than you'll ever know. Especially me. Because I'm really dirty and really nosy and what's better than knowing what turns people on? Not much. Maybe chocolate. I said maybe.
XOXO
Sommer
I'll leave it open for a week and then choose a winner. But you're still welcome to share after the contest is over. We appreciate your input more than you'll ever know. Especially me. Because I'm really dirty and really nosy and what's better than knowing what turns people on? Not much. Maybe chocolate. I said maybe.
XOXO
Sommer
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10 comments:
Enter me. Yes. Enter me.
Let's see, how about reviewing that new KY that's supposed to make your orgasms more intense. Or how about a side-by-side comparo of Wet and Wet Synthetic?
And it should go without saying that my favorite review has been My Big Ass Fixation 4. Amen.
I'm going to echo Haven...yes...definitely enter me, Sommer ;)
Gawd that sounded dirty!
I liked the mini g rock review...of course, that's the one that led me to Sommer! ;)
Umm...I wouldn't mind seeing some, ahem, reviews of stuff for the man...cock rings and the like? You know...the vibrating ones and nubby ones and...
okay...now that I'm blushing I'm gonna go now...
jeez. even my spamword sounds dirty!
creosm
Creosm. It's like a cross between cream and jism. I like it.
*slinks down her chair and pulls her hat over her eyes*
Haven. Hush!
I told you, I'm blushing here!
*turns the light out to hide her flaming cheeks*
which cheeks?
;)
okay i have entered you both. and now i am exhausted! i am working with a bum knee here people! heh heh.
xoxo
s
ROFL!
I'm not telling ;)
Wow, I've been entered concurrently with someone else. I need a cigarette. Nice work, Sommer. Way to play through the pain.
So further thoughts on creosm: it has to be the confluence of both fluids after the fact, right? You know, the bit that trickles down the inside of your thigh. That co-mingling of semen and vaginal juices. The creosm. I swear I'm going to use that in a story.
"Scarlett could feel the creosm slipping down her trembling thigh even as her flaming cheeks still quivered in aniticipation."
Ack!
Wow. Write it on the calendar.
I am STILL blushing. These cheeks.
No...UP HERE.
Tips of my ears too.
Jeez.
Haven. Hush man!
Sommer, baby....enter me.
I'm a total pervert, because I love all your reviews after you and "the man" have given the sex product a run for its money. Boom-chacka-lacka-lacka-lacka-boom!
The best review that I've read was the blow up liberator....I seriously know this is supposed to be serious business, but my belly laugh could have been heard all way down the street. :-)
Hey, because sex is supposed to be fun -
i have entered you neve (oh, baby.)
that is the most popular. you nailed it. it gets the most hits: the blow up sex wedge.
you should have heard me laughing when I wrote it and you can see it if you scroll down to my closet blog ;) lol
xoxo
s
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