Saturday, November 7, 2009

they're up, they're down, up, down...up...down


I've become a twitter addict. Really. For someone who swore she would NEVER be on twitter, I'm a bit of a looney if I'm cut off. It totally speaks to my ADD writer thing. I write, I tweet, I write, I tweet. Write,write,write, tweettweettweettweet. Repeat as necessary.

The only thing that unnerves me about twitter is the whole following thing. First of all the term "followers" gives me the wiggins. It makes me think of cults and whatnot. Secondly, those bastards go up and down and up and down. I have lost and gained a follower simultaneously and only knew because I happened to be looking when it flashed 108-109-108 real fast. Freaky.

If you type knitting, you go up. God, you go upupup (then type spanking and you go doooooooooown--heh, but I'm always up for a good going down). Type gluten-free and you get GF followers and then type sex and you get a thousand women with webcams who can take credit cards. It's fun! And sort of strange.

Bottom line is, I'd love more followers. Even though I hate that term. I just want normal gluten-free, spank-friendly, porn accepting folks who don't mind me tweeting about a sex story one moment and homemade bread the next. You know...average people!

If you're not hooked up with me on Twitter, well, gosh, come sit in my tree and tweet at me.

XOXO
Sommer

6 comments:

Scarlett Greyson said...

ROFL! I'm with you Sommer!

Jo said...

Oo, you make it tempting.But I'm still backing away holding up two fingers in the shape of a cross.

GEt thee behind me, twitter!

spam word: spesm

It's how posh people orgasm.

Justine Elyot said...

I luuuuurve Twitter - but I am reassured now that, when my follower count goes down, it's usually spammers who have lost hope of me following them back. All the proper, genuine Tweeters are still on the list - bet it's the same for you.

Smut Girl said...

come on, jo. come to the dark side. we have cookies...and wine. :)~

i agree Justine! But the up and down messes with my people pleasing nature =-O

SG, without you twitter would be boooorrr-riiiing

Scarlett Greyson said...

I love tweeting at you, Sommer! *mwah*

Alison Tyler said...

I have that same feeling when I see the "followers" numbers shift on blogger. Will go down one, and I'll think, "What'd I say?" And then up two, and I'll think, um, "What'd I say?"

XXX,
AT