Monday, August 31, 2009

Sommer knows how to keep readers glued to their seats...


It's that special industrial glue I buy...heh. But really, yay, thanks so much to the on-the-ball Alison Tyler for sending me this snippet. She knew I was running in and out and in and out today like a mental patient. And thanks to Ashley Lister for saying it! He made me blush. And trust me, that's not easy to do. Here's what he said about my story "The Scream Queen" in RKB's book The Mile High Club: Plane Sex Stories ~

There are so many first class stories in this collection that they should keep any reader riveted through the longest of long hauls. Sommer Marsden’s ‘Scream Queen’ is exquisitely entertaining and erotic as a fan meets her idol on a turbulent flight to NYC. Sommer knows how to keep readers glued to their seats, even if the flight attendants in her story have difficulty implanting such rules.

Read the rest of his great review of a really great book here.
XOXO
Sommer

distracting myself by bringing you yet another dirty story...


My newest is up for sale now. Yay! I wasn't going to post until the Kindle was ready but they are taking their good old sweet time. And I never was big on the patience portion of life. Femme Fatale now available at Payloadz, 1RomanceEbooks and Smashwords. And will be Kindled as soon as...well, Amazon Kindles it. For less than a cuppa Joe you can nab this story for your shopping basket.

Here's the blurb:
Molly has issues with her self esteem. Her no good husband isn't helping. When Rick takes her to a roller derby for a show, she's smitten. Femme Fatale lives up to her name, a bad ass on the rink and off. At an autograph signing, Femme thinks Molly is pretty fierce and invites her to join the team. Femme's husband Mark agrees that Molly's special. Turns out all a girl's ego needs is a hot tryst. Or two. READER BEWARE: f/f/m explicit sex & language, BDSM approx 6,300 words

And to all of you buying and reading my private releases, thank you, hugs, kisses and love. I truly appreciate your support :)
XOXO
Sommer

My Dirty Monday: Kama Sutra Pillow Book


My Dirty Monday: Kama Sutra Pillow Book

I adored this little book. It's the kind of thing I would run around giving people as a small, fun gift for the holidays (adults, obviously). Right in the intro, it sums up how I personally feel about sex: "...a far more important message to all the teachings. That is that sex is not sinful but beautiful, and that men and women are eternally complementary and equal. The corollary is that any system which denies those truths, denies life."

But do not fear, the book is not all deep thinking. It is chock full of gorgeous illustrations and small snippets of text. One of my favorites being the explanation of the fighting of the tongue (page 19) and the yawning positions (page 23). Also, am a huge fan of the Pestle (pg 40).

To sum up, this is a saucy little art book that I'm pleased to have tucked on my shelf or under my pillow in the bedroom. Also, a great item to stick in your suitcase if you're going away and maybe want to spice things up. Open to a random page and give whatever you find a shot. You might not be able to keep the position for long, but what the hell. And I know for a fact, most everyone enjoys a good Crow now and again.

XOXO
Sommer
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Sunday, August 30, 2009

I am twitting!


What? Oh. I am tweeting. Twitting would make me not very smart. Either way, look me up if you have a chance. I am all alone over there trying to figure out how to do that @ thing those crazy kids do. Heh.


XOXO

S

and you thought the spicy sunday tour was done...


Psych! One final stop to go. The tour goes out with a bang. Looks like there's chutney and oils and vinegar everywhere. Hey. Pass me that loaf of bread, wouldja?

XOXO
Sommer

Saturday, August 29, 2009

oh, yes, please...

My favorite keyword search on Smut Girl for the week read: "Unzip your pants and get ready for sex." Which made me think of this snippet from Wickedly Built...


He growled again and managed the words, “You really need to leave. I am barely hanging on.” Even as he said it, he bent, palmed my ass in his big hands, and hitched me up so that I could do exactly what I envisioned: wrap my long legs, clad in my own busted up faded jeans around his lean waist.

“What are you?” I wriggled against him, trying to get a hold of his belt and his zipper but not fall on my head. There was no way he was human. No way at all. I had heard stories, but had chalked them up as women gabbing about fantasy alphas after too many glasses of Cabernet. But I had seen the eyes and the speed and now I felt the cock. Felt it. Wanted it.

“What do you mean?”

“I mean, I have a friend, June,” I panted, “who dated a shifter. Or so she said. I didn’t believe her. I just figured he was an exceptional male specimen and that she was a bit cuckoo. And my God, that man. Whew. And he had eye shine, which I always took for freaky contacts. And from what I heard a really big—unh!” His hand dove into my pants and his fingers found the wet depths of my pussy with startling ease.

“A big what?” He bit my neck none too gently, and my cunt seized up around his fingers. Ingel felt it too, because he flexed those fingers, and an orgasm rocketed toward me like a lightning bolt.

He bit me harder on the slope of my throat.

“Co—Oh!” I came. Just like that and then he bit me again.

“I’m wolf. Werewolf. Half-man, half-wolf. Creature of legend.” He ground it out as if giving me a quick rundown of his to-do list. “I need to fuck you, so don’t be afraid, okay? Not quite in control here. I tried. I lost. My father and brothers would have my head.”

I had no idea what his father and brothers had to do with it, but I nodded. I felt that primal urge to run, but then it was swallowed up by an intense, and nearly debilitating, urge to fuck. “You people ... are you usually so—uhn!” He slid into me on one smooth thrust and I was filled, stretched, half insane. Where had my jeans gone? “God, you’re not very discreet!” I barely managed.
Off to do my edits like a good girl...

XOXO
Sommer

Friday, August 28, 2009

nervous


I'm working on a project that I really, really, really want to be all about smooth sailing. I want this thing to pan out so bad I can taste it on my tongue. But see, there is no way to guarantee it. As with everything in life, all I can do is my best and hope my best is good enough. So I'm nervous. Anxious. Giddy. Hopeful. For the next few days it's head down, work, focus and not let the butterflies in my stomach distract me.

Did I say butterflies? Pterodactyls. ;)

Wish me luck! All good juju, love, wishes, kisses and positive thoughts appreciated.

XOXO
Sommer

Thursday, August 27, 2009

obsess much?...


I usually don't let stuff like this get to me. And I already know how I should deal with it. But I'd be a big fat liar if I didn't admit it sticks in my craw (what does that mean anyway?). I wrote a book that made me damn near crazy but so smitten in love I couldn't see straight. I fell in love with each and every character and then it was published. One of the bigger review sites gave it five blue ribbons and said this...


"...a great read I highly recommend. Quinn is funny and real ..." five ribbon review from Kris at Romance Junkies

On fictionwise it has one rating. One. Poor. A big orange bar. And I can't let it go. I can't. I cannot make my brain reconcile the best rating over here and the worst over there. And I know I've danced with that orange bar before and it went away. But still. I hate it. And I am obsessed with it. It must be confession Thursday ;)~

Ugh.

XOXO
S

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

i'm not sure how it happened but...

my brain went from 'werewolf story' to...

That is clearly not a werewolf. But believe it or not...I do have a story idea now. Go figure.

XOXO
Sommer

you make me perfect...


Wow. I had never seen this. Apparently, this is the edited one. Which I think I love more than if it weren't as I totally dig the whole SCENE MISSING film clips in Closer.

I love NIN more than I can explain. Pretty Hate Machine is hands down one of the CD's that helps comprise the soundtrack of my life. If you got me drunk and asked me for my top five CD's of all time, it would be one. Along with Violent Femmes Violent Femmes. .If I told you how many stories had been inspired by NIN, you'd call me a liar. The music takes me to a perfect, lovely dark place. The point? This is where I am today as I work on my current project. This is the theme song in my head.

Anyone want to tell me their's??

XOXO
Sommer

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Pleasurists #43

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Monday, August 24, 2009

you mess with her you'll see a man get mean..


Few men can work a guitar or a whiskey and cigarette voice like Stevie Ray Vaughan could. I still remember I was barreling down the Beltway in my maroon Mercury Lynx with my E for a vacation in Connecticut when we heard he had passed. We had a moment of silence going 85 mph next to an eighteen wheeler. I like to think Stevie would have appreciated that.

This song still gets me in the heart and in the Levi's. I heard it today on the radio and they said it's been nineteen years next week. Let's all have a moment of guitar for one of the greats.

XOXO
S

My Dirty Monday: Armor Piercing Bullet












Doesn't it figure I always go for the thing I cannot actually have? I do it all the time and have for as long as I can remember. Anyway, when one of my orders for review items came, I found this hot pink gem stashed in the box. I did not remember ordering it, but that is not unusual. There are boat loads of things I do not remember!

This little love is a five speed, waterproof (batteries included, with a fresh set enclosed also!!) bullet and it is fab. Let me say that again. It is bzz-bzz-bzz-bzz-bzz...fab!

As usual, I gravitated to the speeds in the center, the way I see it, all would be right with the world if everyone just got off to number three all the way until that crucial moment and then depressed that button and joyfully wrapped things up with number four. Oh, baby.

But back to that ' thins I can never have' statement. That's a bit extreme. You can have it...eventually. This is a pre-release sample for reviewers. Which yes, I admit, makes me kind of giddy and glowy. But I cannot offer you a link just yet. I can offer you a link to a whole array of bullets made by Evolved (the maker of the Armor Piercing Bullet) and a slew of other fine vendors. When it does come out, I recommend you hightail it over and get one, or even one of each color.

I actually (don't tell the man) stuck mine in my change purse. I'm not sure why I did it. It might be because it's so adorable and small and I could. Or it might be in the case of an orgasm emergency. Either way, there it it. Tucked in my change purse, resting in the bottom of my purse. Ready four action. I meant for. Totally. See, I told you I had a crush on speed four. ;)~

Please enjoy my clever photo illustration above to demonstrate just how small it is. Fig 1: My bullet Fig 2: my bullet in the lipstick pocket of my jeans (virtually invisible!) and Fig 3: my bullet next to my hand right before I greedily snatched it up and made off with it and had my way. Twice.


XOXO
Sommer
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Sunday, August 23, 2009

needs more salt...




Every good demon hunter knows a hunt is gonna suck without salt. And demon hunters are hot guys. And hot guy equals Haven. And Haven is doing salt! (((No wonder my Logics professors loved me so...)))

Go here for something salty.

XOXO
S

Saturday, August 22, 2009

a blue room...

I'm working on this book of mine and I have this image in my head. Usually, I'm happy with how I describe what I'm trying to show you. Usually, so are my readers. It's normally not an issue for me to put what is in my mind's eye into yours (if you are reading my work). For some reason, this small, quiet part of this book seems super important. And in this scene, the room is blue with the light that fills a room right before the sun rises. That periwinkle underwater light that is pretty much indescribable...I am finding. It is a comforting color/time for me. And when I wake to that light, I usually just lie there, soaking in the color and the feel and the quiet of that part of day. The part of day before the day actually begins.

Anyway, I feel as if I failed miserably at describing it. So I messed with a photo to see if I could recreate the color. This is as close as I could come and I still failed. Honestly, I have no idea why it's so important to me to convey. But it is. Go figure.




Off for hours and hours and hours and in the back of my mind what will I be turning over and over? A blue room.
XOXO
Sommer

all in a pretty row...



All of my private release titles are now available at 1Romance Ebooks. And if you go to my page, all my eXcessica titles are there too. I love one stop shopping.

It's rainy and overcast and we have a busy fun day ahead of us, lunch out to celebrate and then a party to attend. Which is cool because school starts very soon. What I was dreading at first (months of bored kids) turned out to be a pretty cool summer and I have to admit, I will miss the chaos a bit when they return. I tend to work well in the eye of the storm.

I have a few hours to write before we have to leave and this story is chomping at my heels, so off I go. Into the wild, wet, uh...dirty yonder. Yeehaw!
XOXO
Sommer

Friday, August 21, 2009

kiss my ass...


You know you want to. And personally I love it when...uh, never mind. I am about to bolt out the door but I am popping in to say, Kiss My Ass. And Jax Baynard's, Kristina Lloyd's, Alison Tyler's and Sophia Valenti's asses. Or, instead of all the puckering up, go snag the new sexy antho we've built for you from Pretty Things Press. All anal, all stories. Anal, anal, anal! (Did anyone else just hear that monster truck rally dude in their head? Sunday, Sunday, Sunday!) But you don't have to wait till Sunday because...You can find the PDF on Payloadz and the Kindle is on its way just for you.

Bend over and smile :)~

XOXO
Sommer



it's my first time...


Where are all you people coming from, I wondered. Then I saw...me! And look who's um...right under me. Yay!

Talk about ending the work week with a bang!
XOXO
Sommer

can you see me now?


I had a bizarre ass dream last night. The man ignored me to answer a phone call from a male friend of ours. And they were chatting and chatting and chatting and I was...stuck on the side of the road. Walking and walking and walking. And I was angry! Because, um, excuse me! Am I invisible here? The punch line is that they are so very much alike, it would probably happen.

Anyway, that's the lady in our garden. I worked on a non smut story yesterday (as my original self) that fits perfectly with this picture. Which is why I used it. That and she looks like she's camouflaged herself there. And I am going to be popping in and out so much this weekend, I may seem a bit hidden myself. But I am here. Watching you. Like a stalker. Heh heh. That's the boy child's latest joke. I'm not a stalker, I just want a bit of your hair... ;)~

I'm working on the current WIP--it's been a long love affair with this piece--and it is driving me sort of...crazy with lust. The heat isn't helping much, either.

XOXO
Sommer

Thursday, August 20, 2009

just a sweet suffocating kind of want...

I have summer fever or something. Or maybe...sommer fever? At first I thought it was work. When you write all day about sex it can have the odd side effect of turning you on. Go figure. But then I took a few days off from writing. That's right. I did not write nary a word for about three days. (I do not count emails or blogs as to me they are like having a conversation, not writing). It didn't stop. It's this deep seated need I can't really articulate. It has no rhyme or reason. Early morning I wake up wanting. Him, that, this, other stuff, all of it. Part of my mind is firmly locked in years long gone. Some of it rooted solidly in the now. Part of it skipping ahead and peeking and rifling through the future. And under it all is this tide of urgent...something. Just a sweet suffocating kind of want that makes me want to eat and drink and laugh and fuck and do it all with wild abandon.

Maybe it is the withering summer and the approaching fall. Maybe it's that the dying time as someone in my family (can't remember who. or maybe it was me) always called autumn. Such a beautiful death when the trees turn reds and orange and gold as a final hurrah.

Anyway, I'm not sure what's going on with me. But just the sight of the man peeling a mango had my head swimming. Maybe it is just an occupational hazard. All I know, though, is...when the words stopped, the want didn't.

XOXO
Sommer

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

baby we can talk all night...but that ain't getting us nowhere...

Damn, folks, I seem to be stuck on Nostalgia Lane this week. I was wrapping up a deadline and somehow ended up playing this in my headphones via Youtube. I'm still not sure how I got there. Hmm. The boy child had dozed off on the sofa and he came in and snatched the headphones off. Seems I was singing a wee bit loud (read: top of my voice). So then he leaves me be (I should have been suspicious at how easily he gave up). Being a purist, obviously, I had to start it over since I had been interrupted. So, let's wrap it up: there is now total blackmail video in my eldest's possession shot with is super fancy expensive camera he received from us for Christmas. Me at the computer, banging out words in my MINX tee and Levi's, singing Meatloaf at top volume and...yes...dancing in spots.

Dear god. Look away! Look away! Protect your eyes. But enjoy Meatloaf singing it himself.

XOXO
Sommer

I felt my pulse jackrabbit, and I stepped toward him instead of away...

I love werewolves. Of all the paranormal smorgasbord out there, they are my faves. Which is why I wrote Wickedly Built. I'm happy to say that this short, once only available through the pay site Ruthie's Club, is now available in multiple formats~PDF, Kindle or just about any you can imagine. So, yay. It's something for me to howl about!

XOXO
Sommer

Blurb:
When you send a wolf with a hair trigger to work for a woman with a short fuse, things can get electric. And when easy to irritate werewolf Ingel Duffy accidentally finds his mate, not so appropriately named Serenity, things get a bit messy. Wickedly Built is paranormal erotica at its best~fast, hot, and wild. READER BEWARE: contains explicit sex and language. Originally published by Ruthie's Club.

Excerpt:


“You go home.” I pointed to my friend. “You work,” I said, frowning and loving it. I planned on frowning for the rest of the day.
Daphne smooched me on the cheek and climbed into her shiny little sports car. “Okay, don’t eat him alive. Leave a few big pieces so they can identify his body.” She started the engine and gave us both little finger waves and off she went, spewing gravel.
Ingel turned to me and smiled again. His eyes flickered a gorgeous silver for a moment, and I forgot myself. I turned to flustered, smitten school girl with the shift in his gorgeous gaze. “How do you do that?”
“Do what?” He tilted his head back like he was smelling something on the wind. Like when the faintest hint of a campfire could be detected on an autumn day.
“Make your eyes do that?”
“I don’t know what you mean. But I do need to get started because there’s a big storm coming. I don’t like to try to replace wood when it’s wet.”
I glanced up at the bright blue sky. Not a cloud to be seen. The sun was so bright it was nearly blinding. Storm? I sniffed the air. Nothing. Crazy man. I had hired a crazy man. “Yeah. Big ass storm. I can see that. Now let’s get moving Mr. Fix It. I’m not paying you to stand here and look sexy.” I clamped my hand over my mouth and he took a step toward me.
Somehow his jaw was more angular and his stubble suddenly out of control. His eyes were a mix of chocolate brown and sterling silver. “You smell good. You’d better go inside.” Ingel’s voice had gone to gravel and dust—a rusty unused sound that set the fine hair on my neck on end. I felt my pulse jackrabbit, and I stepped toward him instead of away. He pinned me so quickly I didn’t have time to react. His kiss was hot, crushing, and exactly as I imagined—scorching and demanding, making my heartbeat erratic and the beat of my cunt crazier still. I arched my hips toward him and then caught myself. I tugged and tugged until his steel grip released me, and I stumbled over the rotten boards.
“Um. Okay, here are the ones that are bad. And you need to fix those. Okay?” My voice was high and my lungs didn’t seem to know what to do with the air I was taking in. My pulse was beating like a war drum in my ears and a matching hot tempo sounded between my thighs.
Ingel looked down as if he had never seen rotten wood, let alone a porch made from the stuff. He looked more himself, and when he spoke his voice was much gentler—easier on the ears. It was the same soothing warm chocolate tone he had possessed during our introductions. “Right. Sorry. You should maybe go inside, you think? I think it would be good if you went in.” Now he refused to look at me. His eyes were pinned to the shabby porch as if he found it suddenly fascinating. That made me want to kiss him all over again.
“Okay.” I nodded but I didn’t want to go inside. My natural instinct was to stay around him. He drew me in and I liked him. And that was thrilling and annoying all at once. My panties were wet in the crotch and my nipples were hard beyond belief. “I’ll do that. Go in. I’ll be inside. If you need me.”
I sounded so needy when I said it, but his eyes found mine and I didn’t care. He smiled again, and I resisted the crazy urge to climb him and wrap my legs around his waist. Instead I went in and shut the front door. And promptly pushed my face to it and watched him bend over and tear up rotten boards. With his bare hands.
When he started throwing rotten planks into my beautiful yellow roses, I lost it. I ripped open the door and marched across the porch. Screw it. If I fell through I’d sue him! “Hey, hey, there! You need to watch it. One of the few things about this house that aren’t totally useless is the gardens. You need to—”
I didn’t finish because he turned on me. Ingel moved so fast he surprised me even though I was staring right at him. His motion was a blur of color and air. His face had gone all angular and stubbly. His eyes shone like old coins and he sniffed at me the way my dog Killer had when I had just eaten steak. I backpedaled but I wasn’t fast enough. His hands, seemingly two times the size I remembered, grabbed me by the hips and hauled me forward. He buried his nose at the crux of my throat and inhaled deeply. God help me, but I let out a moan when I felt the wet length of his tongue drag up the side of my neck. He pulled me in tighter and his hard cock pressed against me.
“You need to go back in,” he growled. Quite literally growled. His voice was all rocks and barbed wire again, and it made me nuts. I pushed my pelvis against his cock and rocked my hips. Bad move, but I didn’t care. The growl deepened and a quick sharp sort of fear mingled with the pleasure pulsing in my groin. “Now. You need to go back inside now.”
I knew he was right. I could feel it. There was a charge in the air and that couldn’t be good. I should run, but I seemed to be drawn by that feeling instead of repelled. Logically, I should get away. But my body was overriding my mind and shorting out the signals that told me when it was prudent to insure my own survival and safety. The man was off. Something was wrong with him. He was far from normal and I should be afraid. But stronger than the wrongness of him was the rightness of him. My instincts were at war. Part of me demanded I flee. Part of me demanded I strip naked and bend over.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

and the operator says forty cents more for the next three minutes...

This needs no explanation if you knew me back when. If you didn't...well, it's a damn fine song. Sit for a minute or three and give it a listen ;)~

xoxo
Sommer

"...because what woman has not thought the same thing with regards to masturbating at one time or another?"

My thanks to Regina at Coffee Time Romance for reviewing Lucky 13. Her quote above regarding Masturbation 101 made me smile (one of my most popular stories to date and my first published smut story ever). And of course this helped make my day~

"Ms. Marsden is a very gifted writer and I look forward to reading more of her stories in the future."

To read all of what Regina said in a break down, story by story, go here to read my four cup review!

XOXO
Sommer

Monday, August 17, 2009

click here for a totally free smut story...


Hmm. Not there. Click here. And you will go down the magical brick alleyway into a world of smut. Or, you'll just be redirected to one of my first smut stories ever published, Street Fair, that is making another rotation on TEW's front page.

Thanks to Jeremy for dropping me a line to tell me. It's been an in and out whirlwind day today. Sadly, not in a dirty way. Yet.

XOXO
Sommer

My Dirty Monday: Ceduxion Massage Candle




My Dirty Monday: Ceduxion Massage Candle
How do I love thee-se candle? Let me count the ways. I love the smell. It makes me think of hot summer nights and cold creamsicles and the cool lick of ice cream running down your arm and turning warm as it goes. I absolutely loved the way it made my bedroom smell and the way I smelled after using it. The only downfall was I was really hungry by the time all was said and done. But I also felt damn near edible, so there is that.

The idea or burning a candle and then pouring the liquid on you may seem scary. Trust me, I know. And part of me always giggles because I hear Kelly LeBrock in my head saying "drugs, rock 'n' roll, chips, dips, chains, whips. You know, your basic high school orgy type of thing. I'm not talking candle wax on the nipples or anything..." in the movie Weird Science. But this is not scary, it's nice. Really, really nice. The feel of the warm soy wax running down your body is incredibly sexy before you have even been touched. Then of course, the massage...well, who doesn't love a nice gentle, sexy, pre-festivities massage? But seriously, even a normal massage just to be sweet and close can work wonders.

The act of pouring something warm and scented over your significant other is arousing all by itself, then rubbing this somehow light wax in gently (or with malicious intent) will score you kisses and thank yous and points my friend! Trust me.

It's a win-win situation I think. You have a lovely mood candle that smells fantastic and then doubles as your sensually warmed massage oil. And it's in a tin, which screams trip to me. If you're having a romantic vacation, you have your emergency and/or mood lighting and your massage oil all in one. I say this because on one trip to Duck the man and I lost power for four hours...at night...in a big condo on the North Carolina beach and I am here to tell you, it was as black as pitch. Who the fuck thinks to pack candles for their vacation? Um...I do...NOW. So this would be my packed candle. Because not only do I love knowing I have an emergency candle now if I need it, I have my massage oil, my good smells and my foreplay all in one little tin.

I'd say gentle enough for all your naughty parts. You won't be scalding anyone or any of that. Just watch the scented was around the ones with sensitive skin, but that's a given! To sum up: buy six or seven. You never know when you need a candle. Or a good sexy rub.

XOXO
Sommer
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Sunday, August 16, 2009

some things soothe the soul...no matter how old the soul gets...



My soul has been watching this movie for something like 24 years (eegads). It never fails to make me feel safe and happy and sane and...human. I need that tonight. Hell, I might watch it twice. There's still more wine in the box...

XOXO
Sommer

emerald does poppy!







Oh, not that Poppy, though that is one of my favorite vamp books of all time. Cutting edge in the genre when it came out. Still hits you right in the jugular.

But what I mean is...Emerald is talking about Poppy Seeds, muffins and transition over at the Green Light District today. Why don't you pop in and see her. And steal me a muffin when you're there...


XOXO
Sommer




Saturday, August 15, 2009

i'll work tomorrow...


Hot steamed crabs, ice cold beer. All in my future today. I'm not sure what I've done to deserve this treat but...sold! If you hear giddy laughter and the pop and hiss of a beer can being opened around four today, that's just me and mine at the picnic table in the back yard. Eating crabs and listening to the cicadas and most likely gossiping. Which is kind of bad, but fun!


Hope your day is full of spice and cold brew and laughter, too. I'll work tomorrow. ;)~

XOXO
Sommer






Friday, August 14, 2009

oh, yay, redux!


Another yay. And thanks to AT for sending me this yay. And might I add, yay to everyone mentioned and the book in general. It's a gorgeous book and I'm beyond proud to be a part of it.

And speaking of yays, Jessica, won't you contact me at hot4sommer at yahoo dot com because I owe you a dirty package full of my favorite things.

XOXO
Sommer

"...must resist the real force that is driving you to self destruction."


I've said time and time again that I don't dream much. So for me to wake, knowing I have dreamt is one thing. For me to wake and remember my dream is a whole 'nother animal. For me to be plagued by the dream is a...pain in the ass.

It was last week and I dreamt about a lion. Now I did not remember it when I woke up. I did not remember that I had even had a dream until I was eating breakfast. And then it hit me. The lion was on the roof of a row home not unlike one would find here in good old Baltimore. The porches on said homes would be outcrops from the main structure with tar paper roofs. Usually flat, or mostly flat, which is why a good number of those fuckers cave in during blizzards (the duh is implied). Anyway, I was talking to someone and there is this lion. And she is coming up through this little cap roof they had on the roof of the outcrop of the house (reminds you of the lady who swallowed the fly song, no?). And then that bitch was flying at me about a thousand miles an hour and I remember in the dream thinking, Jesus, is that a lion!? Also see: I cannot outrun a lion; Oh, shit; (and oddly) that is a girl lion she has no mane!

I woke before a bloody take down and/or showdown could happen.

Normally, that would have been the end of it, but I seemed to remember her pursuing me through the house in question. And I couldn't quite shake it all, that panicky feeling. So I looked lion up in online dream dictionaries. I used to own one but it is long since gone to where the donated books go. Anyway, though all worded differently, they all pretty much said the same thing, dammit.

Dreaming of a lion shows you have many obstacles to overcome, and must resist the real force that is driving you to self destruction; if the lion overpowers you, you will lose, but, if win out over the lion you will be the victor. As the lion usually represents different aspects of our own inner nature either as we are, or as we think ourselves to be, then in this light the dream must be correlated by using as many of the symbols you see in your dream and carefully analyzing the different actions of each character.
(this one came from here)

Well, shit. The punchline? Lions freaking everywhere since then. My nephew, who is two, who barely acknowledges me he is so on the go and moving fast, stopped to do a staggering lion impression for me yesterday. Out of the blue. Several times. Lions on The Sons of Italy license plate up the road (I never look at license plates). Lions, lions, lions. And they are all roaring the same thing it seems: Don't shoot yourself in the foot. Run fast, run far. Don't let us catch you...or you are hosed, my friend.

So, yeah, I don't dream much. And I certainly do not put any stock in dream analysis. Despite my overwhelming past of self sabotage and low self esteem. It's all hooey. Mostly.

XOXO
Sommer

Thursday, August 13, 2009

good (and well deserved) news in the 'hood!


I can't say yay enough for this local zine. So I'll just say...booyah!

MaximumRocknRoll names Smile, Hon, You're in Baltimore! No. 11 one of it's current "Top Ten Zines" in its September 2009 issue...




Top Ten Zines
Distort #22
Doll #264
Equalizing-X-Distort Vol. 9, #2
Give Me Back #5
Gutterslug #1
My Time Annihilator
Ploppy Pants #8
Rock and Roel
Seven Inches To Freedom #7
Smile, Hon, You’re In Baltimore! #11

Go here for your very own copy!

Hey, dude, I'm in there. ;)~

XOXO
Sommer

yay! and also...yay!


We are off to the pool to celebrate not working today. I've logged about 40K since August 1st and today we are going to bake and float and play (knee injury appropriate, mind you). Or maybe just sip fountain sodas and read in a chaise lounge. Either way, time at a private pool is always a yay for me! Just me and the kiddos and the last lazy days of summer before the scheduled, mildly controlled chaos of the school year begins.


And yay, too, because this is my 1,000th post! 1,000 posts for Smut Girl. Yay!


So, you know that makes me want to give of myself. Heh heh. God, I love that. It sounds so saintly and dirty all at once. Drop me a comment in my comment box (blush) or drop me a line at hot4sommer at yahoo dot com and I will draw one name to receive something fun from me. Probably some smut and some of my favorite things. Offer good until the next post. Whenever that may be. ;)~

Happy Thursday!
XOXO
Sommer

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

You got fangs that would put Dracula to shame!


I posted a link to NOR's review of My Ending yesterday. Charlie piped up and said this and had me damned near giddy:
Like the reviewer, I chose My Ending precisely because it seemed like a different kind of story but was totally unprepared for how everything unfolded.
This is one of the best romantica books I have ever read. You have the gift :)

It is no secret us writers live for stuff like this. And like this! I had to laugh when I read: I was kind of expecting a naughty nurse tale with some hot little thing mincing around in a white latex lab coat asking her patient if he required a massage in order to relieve any "pent up tension" he might be feeling. I am forever grateful for his input and the review itself. And the vampire fangs are for my mad writing chops. If you don't get that, see the comments section on the review link.

Stuff like this has saved my sanity this week (along with others of you who have paused to share a kind word, email me, sign my guest book and yes, buy my books!). I just wrapped up 10K in the last 30 hours. That includes eating, sleeping, choreing, cleaning and child shuttling. I 'm tired. I'm going to drink massive amounts of wine and go to bed. For a week. But I have my fingers crossed for my little project and will gladly take any good thoughts that you might want to pelt at me. Thanks to you all for making my week so damn good despite the madness.

XOXO
Sommer

mom



Cat Steven's Greatest Hits is in my top ten of favorite albums. I think at one point I was singing these songs in my sleep. This song is one that I swore I would keep tattooed in my memory if I ever had children~which I swore I never would. Though it's called Father and Son, I think its universal, parent and child. I grew up without my dad, having lost him to cancer. I had yet to figured out my relationship with my step father (who is now dad and loved dearly) and when my teenage years became overwhelming, part of me felt like my father was talking to me when I listened to this song.

My life got too big for me around seventeen and I hit the road-- much like a novel you might read. I was gone for a year. A year I would not trade for anything in the world. In some ways it was the best year of my life, in some ways the worst, but believe this, it truly shaped who I am. The fears I have and the things that I do not fear at all can be traced back to that one year of being out in the big bad world without a safety net. This song was on my turntable when I left. Yes, turntable, record, album...I'm old.

I suddenly find myself in possession of two young people who are showing the first signs of figuring out who they really are. Gone are the wordless babies or the stumbling toddlers. In their place are two beautiful, seemingly invicible but unimaginabley fragile young poeple. They are discovering what they want, what they don't, what their dreams are. Some days I am the cool mom, some days the strange one. Some days they are my best friends and others I could cheerfully choke them. They are funny, witty, grand, annoying, smart and smart-assed. They are big forces that roll through my life like a ball of light and sometimes like a crushing boulder a la Indiana Jones. But no matter what I love them with a staggering, enormous, heart crushing love.

I have no idea what this has to do with smut. Or writing. But I think all parts of us influence what we put down on paper when we jump head first into our own personal imaginary world. I have two kids who want to be writers. It scares me and it thrills me, and yes, it puffs me up with pride. So they have wormed their way into my blog today, because somewhere along the line someone branded me writer--myself and others. But in my blood courses the forever brand: Mom.

XOXO
Sommer

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

I'm the perfect fit for you...



Thanks to Diana at Night Owl Romance for my 4.25 hearts. She had a lot to say about my novella My Ending, but you know me, I have a favorite part every time!

If you are looking for a storyline that’s a bit different, I feel this story would be the perfect fit for you.

This story almost went unwritten. When I had the idea, I wasn't sure if I had the writing chops to pull of a deeply emotional and somewhat sad story but still make it hot. But I tried. It has, to date, generated the most reader email and feedback. From the first day when it appeared on Ruthie's Club (originally titled It Wears You Down) all the way to current reviews and reader feedback--it's all been positive. And I'm honored that some people have chosen to share personal stories with me due to the book. So, I'm really happy I gave it a go. It's a story that I'm really proud of!
XOXO
Sommer

i sleep naked...


Not too long ago I read an article in one of the weekly drifts of women's magazines my mother brings me that sleeping naked can improve your sleep. I've been having minor sleep issues. Nothing to get all torqued up about, most of it is waking up often, tossing and turning or having trouble turning off the porn machine aka my brain so I can go to sleep. I decided to give it a go.

First morning, upon my Saturday wakeup call: What's this?
That would be a naked nipple.
Hmm.

Next morning: Again? What's gotten into you?
Nothing yet.
Hmm.

And so it has gone. Me sleeping naked for weeks now. And I have to say, I do sleep better.

We had storms last night, biguns, so after doling out glow sticks and popping my own to put in a shoe (they are a good, cheap, fun alternative to flashlights says the former parenting writer), I crawled into bed. Who said it? You guessed~ it naked. And all that nakedness paid off, because the man who should have been pretty much comatose as I was coming to bed a mere four hours before he had to get up...um...rallied.

The hands zeroed in on my naked ass in a single heart beat. I have an ass man, but some of you might have a breast man. Either way, nothing turns me to goo faster than someone rubbing my ass. I guess I shouldn't say 'someone' but hey, I just did. Anyway, the point is, I love that. The total darkness and the feel of nothing but hands and lips. No up or down or wrong or right. Just little noises and soft kisses and hands smoothing everywhere and fingers seeking and pinching and stroking. Not being able to even see his face as he slips into me. It makes it somehow dirty, just the cover of darkness. I adore the muffled sound of orgasms that are trying to be quietly had. And the heavy breathing of the people having them.

So, now I can attest to two things. Sleeping naked will help your sleep and it will help your sex life. Whether you try it is completely up to you. But me, I want the tee I saw that says I SLEEP NAKED. I'd wear it everywhere! Well, except for bed.

XOXO
Sommer

Monday, August 10, 2009

no dog or monkey fucking here...


Despite some interesting searches lately. I love how keywords do their magic. I did get a search that was too funny but icky to share. But I did a double take and could not fucking figure how it went from point a to my blog. So no to the dogs. Or the monkeys. Tigers...you have me on a technicality. But we all know that shifters don't count but they are uber hot. :)


XOXO
Sommer

From Crossroads in Other Magical Creatures...

Ty eyed the door and sniffed. He could smell her. He sniffed the pink bakery box and smelled past the sugary sweet scent of the cupcakes within. He smelled her, equally sweet, but in a different way. Human, warm, aroused. He closed his eyes and inhaled until his cock got hard. He could smell her excitement on the box as surely as he could smell vanilla and sugar and butter. Her scent had been easy to follow all the way to her front door.


Despite her smell, he wanted to know what she had been doing outside of the Second Street Gallery. He wanted to know what business she had, if any, with Wesley. And he wanted to know what she had thought of the little show they had put on. She had been what had caused him pause during his encounter with Wes, and he would have caught her there if he hadn't had a brain scrambled by hormones and orgasms.


He banged again and cocked his head, hearing the soft sound of her bare feet hitting the floor inside. She was coming, slowly and cautiously, but coming. The smell of sex and hormones and arousal smacked him in the face like a hot, humid wind. His cock twitched again, and he briefly wondered how he had gone from a long dry spell to being so seriously horny with a hair trigger in a day.


"Come on," he growled softly, and then he held his breath. She was right there, right on the other side of the door. He could feel it. He pressed his hand to the white-washed wood and waited for her to eye him up through the security hole.


He nearly waved to her, but thought that might freak her out. He could feel her trepidation, and it made his heart constrict. "I know what you are," he said, picking up the tingling electric feel of her magic even as he said it. My God. How had he not picked it up at the gallery? Had the sex scent short circuited his sense of smell? "You're a witch. What do you want with Wesley? I won't hurt you," he added, knowing she could hear him. Then he smiled.

He heard her gasp from inside, and that made him smile. "I work for Wesley," she said so softly that a normal human never would have heard her.


"That makes two of us," he answered. "Now will you open the door? You left your cupcakes. X-rated cupcakes, from what I can see."


"I don't know." She sounded even more nervous if that was possible.

"Come on, it's the least you can do after watching such an intimate moment."

This time, when she gasped, he really couldn't help it. He laughed. A long, silken laugh that made him relax to the point that his body gave a slight ripple. A human watching him might have thought their vision had gone blurry and distorted for a moment. They would see the sharpening of his facial features and a shift in his musculature. Then they would rub their eyes and his human side would have reasserted itself and he would be normal looking. But she was not the run-of-the-mill human. When he laughed and his body rippled with the pure joy of his amusement, she breathed, "My God. You're a shifter. A feline." He could hear the awe in her voice.

When he sniffed, he could smell the spike of her curiosity and attraction. She wanted him. He could smell it as easily as he could smell her perfume: vanilla, lavender and honeysuckle. Nice. "Open the door, please. I won't hurt you. And I'd like to see your face. If you're going to lust after me, then the least you can do is let me see your pretty face."

He heard the chain, and then the door was cracked. "How do you know I have a pretty face?" she asked. "How do you know I'm pretty at all?"


Ty shrugged and firmly and steadily pushed on the door until she was forced to step back. "Easy," he said as more and more of her came into view. "You smell pretty."

Then the door was open and there she stood, a short white nightgown her only defense against him. The light behind her highlighted the fact that she wore nothing under it. The scent of her in the small house said she had just orgasmed, the more intense scent coming off of her in waves saying she wanted him. Badly.

She had backed up into the middle of the living room and stood there panting like some small animal that had been cornered. Ty raised his head and sniffed. He pinned his eyes to her gorgeous, flushed face and set the bakery box down on an ottoman. A pink ottoman that was threadbare in spots, total vintage. Just like most of the room, he saw as his gazed ticked left and right and assessed every little thing. "You smelled pretty, but you are fucking stunning."

When he stepped toward her, her slim, bare feet whispered on the hardwood floor. She was tall; he liked women tall. Her bright green eyes were full of fear, but in there with the fear was a bright and shining excitement. Her lips pursed in a petal pink "o" of surprise, and he reached forward slowly, pushing his fingers gently into her nearly black hair. Bed head was her friend. The whole look of her, slightly disheveled, her pulse high, gave her a come and fuck me air that made him harder than he thought he could get following such a thorough and stellar blowjob from Wes.

"But, I… um…"

"I'm going to kiss you, so don't scream, okay?"

Before she was done nodding, he had pushed his lips to hers and buried his tongue inside the sweet warmth of her mouth. She tasted like sugar and sex. She stilled for a moment, frozen against him as if terrified. Then her slender arms wound around his neck, and she pressed her lean body against his. Ty kicked the front door shut with his boot. "Why were you there tonight?" he asked, thumbing her nipples through her well-washed nightie. "You're not one of them are you? You don't smell like it, but I have to protect Moore. Wesley, I mean."


"To show him my cakes. And one of who? What?" Her gaze never left his mouth, and he leaned in and bit her plump bottom lip. She let out a little cry, but her hips shot forward and bumped his.His cock was achingly hard, and the smell of her was filling his head, dimming his vision and his rational thought.

"The bad guys. Wesley has hired me for security. He had some threats."

"Oh, no," she said, but her lips were working against this. Ty grabbed her ass, hiking her up higher and flush against his hard-on. This was bad, very bad, fucking another of the staff. Not a good move, but beyond thinking how bad of an idea it was, he was powerless to stop himself. Soft and warm and very willing, her pulse was nearly audible to him.

"Yeah. We'll work it out. I'll keep him safe."

She startled him when she first ground her pussy hard against the ridge of his dick and then said against his mouth, "What does he taste like? Wesley? What does he taste like?"

Ty cupped the back of her head and kissed her so hard he feared he might bruise her. "You're tasting him. He was the last person I kissed. How do we taste?" He worked her tongue brutally hard until she went soft in his arms. "What do Wesley and I taste like?"

She moaned into his mouth, and he feared for his sanity and his patience. "What's your name?"

"Ty. Short for Tyger. My mother was a purist. Long story. Yours?"

"Sabrina. I'm a witch. My mother had a sick sense of humor and an Elizabeth Montgomery fixation."


"Nice to meet you," he said, walking her backward. Would she? He could feel her and smell her and he knew that she would. Should he? He just didn't care right now. He wanted her. With each beat of his heart, his blood called out for the feeling of her sweet little cunt20more and more. He knew that sliding into her would be like dying the most wonderful death.


"You, too." She arched up, pushing her breasts against his chest. She pushed her slender fingers into his hair and tugged just hard enough for the pain to amp up the pleasure under his skin and in his veins. "We're gong to fuck, aren't we? Are we? Because I want to. I have since I saw you two together. God. You two together…" She was babbling. Ty could tell why. The hot waves of need that flowed off of her were staggering.


He bent her over the arm of the sofa and shoved her white cotton nightgown up to the middle of her back. Her ass was perfect: round and smooth and soft. He palmed her cheek and gave her a smack that was somewhere between hard and too hard. She arched up and sighed. A few more and he feared he might come in his pants. "God, please, before I realize I've lost my mind," she said, head hanging down.


Ty shucked his jeans and tugged off his T-shirt. He let three fingers slide into her hot depths and he flexed until she tightened around him. He sank into her, so slowly. So slowly he had to clench his jaw to the point of pain. She was heaven, and her smell was the best high he could remember having. She slammed back against him, driving him home in one slick thrust, and he squeezed her hips to keep from coming.

"Fuck. Jesus. You have to give m--" She had to give him time. She had to. "Sorry," she said.

"Sorry. I just. I couldn't. I needed it ."


Then he was clenching his jaw all over again at her words. He fucked her hard, harder than normal, but his limits had been pushed and she had been primed. She had come before his arrival, so he was less afraid of hurting her than he normally would have been.

ask me about my wiener...




Can you guess who's four today? Can ya, hunh? Canya? Canya? How 'bout now? Now? Hey, got any cheese? Meat? Bacon would work.

Heh.

Happy birthday to our big red boy. Woof!


XOXO

S

My Dirty Monday: TLC Marble Vibe Kandia Red




Love, love, love this vibe. Did you hear? I love it.

I forget sometimes when it comes to sex toys KISS. Keep it simple sister (am being nice). This is as simple as it gets. Five inches, two batteries (not included), variable speed, water resistant. All that smushed together with some very good orgasms equals, I recommend you buy one.


I fell in love with its looks, I'll admit. It is beautiful. The dense red marbled looks really turned me on. But then I tried it out and it really turned me on. Then...I read the adorable poem on the back of the box (box was even gorgeous) that told me I could take it in the shower and well, that sealed the deal.

This is now the go to vibrator. Good for alone time, travel time, or the night where you and your man are feeling playful and you can bring it in on the action. Man, woman and machine (or whatever combo you have worked out in your dirty little head). This vibe has now taken first place (so far). Yes, yes, I love Mr. Blue Vein but I have to give credit where credit is do and this is a love affair that can't be rivaled. Well...yet. There are still a lot of sex toys out there to be tested so let's just say I'll keep you posted.

Final Verdict: you need one. Inexpensive, fairly quiet, pretty to look at, plays well with others. Buy it! Buy one for you or for him or for her. Hell, buy a few and give them out for the holidays. Now wouldn't that be a holiday to remember?

XOXO
Sommer
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Sunday, August 9, 2009

this is sommer's brain on drugs...



And I totally spaced that BAK has his spice today. Go see what's cooking! Besides skateboarding wiener dogs that is...

XOXO
Sommer

Saturday, August 8, 2009

One Eyed Monster


I've been doing my best Rear Window impersonation today. Just call me Jimmy Stewart. The man has been a striking, if not hairy, Grace Kelly. I spied on the neighbors (who we think are putting their house up for sale), slowly got my closet floor in order and chatted with my mother-in-law. If it could be done in a drugged daze, I did it. But I get grumpy when hobbled. Around eight the man said, Oh, I found a movie that has you written all over it. "One Eyed Monster"
Humph said medicated grumpy person. So he read the blurb aloud:

In a comic homage to Alien and The Thing , the cast and crew of an adult film, stranded in a blizzard, must band together against a mysterious and deadly alien, which has possessed the actor with the biggest part Ron Jeremy (naturally). Now, with the monster on a killing spree, the race is on to trap and destroy it before there are more victims of its peculiar skills.

I have loved Ron Jeremy since his stint on the Surreal Life. And I love B movies. Truly. So, it was a match made in heaven. One of the best B movies I've seen in ages. I give it two cocks up!

In other news, my freebie Light Flirting has had 101 downloads in three days! Hope you got yours.

Thanks to all who have sent well wishes for the knee (and me). They are appreciated more than you know. I'm just trying to behave working-wise so I have not had a chance to thank everyone individually. Plus I have spelling issues when medicated :)

XOXO
Sommer



Friday, August 7, 2009

this blows


After a particularly horrid night in agony, where I actually had to physically sit up to move my knee around...okay, and the fact that it took me ten minutes to decide to get out of bed and then actually get out of bed...the man took me for x-rays. Firstly, I had the worst doctor ever. I'm not even sure she was really a doctor. I think maybe she was a twelve year old dressed up as a doctor. Secondly, they think I might have torn a ligament. Thirdly, I am on drugs again. And this time...I had to ask the twelve year old doctor for them. Which shows you how desperate I was. Since I hate meds and am fairly certain I hated her more. But I do know I had searing pain most of all.

So...recap. MRI to be scheduled, drugs, agony, fake doctor and um...this pretty much blows. Worst part, do you know how far down the toilet is when you are my height and have to pee and your knee does not bend? And do you know how fucking hard it is to stand back up once you are down? Sorry, TMI. But best thing, the man stopping in the purple early morning bedroom to bend and cover up my foot which was sticking out because by the time I went through the pain to get in that position, I was just too damn tired to sit up and cover up my own freaking toes.


Right. I am going to go read. Or actually, doze, like an old person. Who had very little sleep and dealt with a faux MD who kept phrasing things in the form of a question. "So we want you to have an MRI? Because we think you might have torn a ligament?"

Grr.

XOXO
Sommer

RIP




and by the way, thanks. For everything.


XOXO

Sommer

Thursday, August 6, 2009

jack and the beanstalk...but as a girl...with sex...and shoes...


Okay, so back in the day (a favorite saying of my sister who is a year younger than me, mind you) I wrote a little story for a little book that I was totally jazzed about. But before that magical story, I started this one called Staff Only. And it was fun. But the other one (The Three Billys) was, uh, yeah...funner ;) So I put this little story in the back of my file and I let it sit because it's a bit longer (by about 2K) than most of my markets. But I loved it and its spunky, flirty nature, plus it kept popping up to say howdy. Until I made a funky ass cover, formatted it and put it up at Payloadz, Kindle and Smashwords.


And the seriously half-assed retelling of Jack and the Beanstalk lived happily ever after. With sex. And shoes.


THE END

XOXO
Sommer