Monday, November 30, 2009

It wasn't time...

then but now it is. About nine months ago I was on the phone with one of my favorite people ever. And I said, hey, listen I had this idea for a book and here it is. And as the they say, I broke it down for her.

I didn't know a book could have a fan before it's written, but this one did. And Alison Tyler was the one who reminded me a few months later that this book was 'in the chute'. But I didn't write it. I had notes and notes and the whole idea. Probably, to be perfectly frank (I love being frank I get to wear a man's suit) I had more detail for this book than for any I'd ever written. But I didn't write it...and I didn't write it. And...I still didn't write it.

Then I tried and it wasn't gelling. It was, in fact, menh. So-so. So I put it away, a little fretful but not too much.

It's been about...three months since that first go? About that. And this morning, after a particularly daunting, exhausting and suck-ass night last night where I tossed and turned and was pretty much mind-fuckingly miserable...I sat down and started writing it. And it came out feeling perfect and fine, those beginning paragraphs. It resonated exactly as I wanted it to and it felt right, right, right. So, now I'm totally psyched. I don't know why I fretted. It just wasn't time. But it's sure as hell time now.

Looks like I'll be kicking off my 38th year tomorrow with a new WIP (((watcha!!)))

XOXO
Sommer
p.s. isn't that pinup clock to. die. for???

Cyber Monday Sale


Bittersweet and all my other titles are 45% off for Cyber Monday at Fictionwise. And other people's other titles, too! :) Go, go, go and get your download on. Buy a few, they're small!

XOXO
Sommer

Currently Coveting


Oh, I so wish I could give this to me from me for my birthday tomorrow! I love it so much. I would never use another purse if I owned this, I swear! It makes me smile.

Just finished a bit of Christmas shopping, dinner's simmering and I need to pop in the shower for a very long, hot stand there. I'm a bit off my game today, hoping to feel better tomorrow for my birthday. Gonna be 38 in about 10 hours. How the hell did that happen? (o_O)

It's Monday and it's pouring but I hope your day is going just fine!

XOXO
Sommer

My Dirty Monday

King of Coochie 3 (DVD)

I have to say, Tom Byron must be the happiest man in the biz. He's never boring to watch and I'll cop to a tiny crush on this man who seems to really, really love women. Really. King of Coochie 3 shows us snippets of Byron in Vegas, kicking off at his induction into the Legends of Erotica Hall of Fame at the AEE (Adult Entertainment Expo) interspersed with down and dirty action with gorgeous porn starlets such as Dylan Ryder, Kristina Rose and Tatiana Kush. I'll admit, I have a little girl crush on Tatiana, while we're talking crushes.

It's pretty straight forward smut, if you will. No surprises but never a boring moment. KOC3 doesn't disappoint, it's a fun, flirty, fast paced porn DVD that will heat up your self-love time, your date night, your getting busy in the living room time...in the bedroom...in the den...etc. Pop it in with your better half and see what happens. I bet it entertains you and gets you all hot and bothered. In these tight times (*blush*) couple time is happening at home more and more, why not a sexy, amusing date night with Tom and his bevy of beauties? Definitely more bang for your buck!

XOXO
Sommer
*DVD provided by SexToy.com home of the biggest selection of vibrators online.

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Weekly Geekly


So, I was just tallying book sales, the ones I am capable of tallying, and here is my weekly geekly: Thank you, fab people, for buying me! Especially, More which is my newest, shiniest download.

<3

XOXO
Sommer
p.s. awesome pillow is because I'm a little nuts. But you still come and play with me. ;)

Fa-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la...


A big old lazy day ahead of me. I'm thinking some treat testing in the kitchen (am making candy to give out this year) and some GF recipe inventions and/or disasters. Take down fall/Thanksgiving decorations and put up Christmas. Some reading and some proofing and some writing (all in a lazy whenever it suits me manner). Some football on the TV and maybe a beer in my hand come game time.

And, yes, I have been known to rock the apron. I have two that were my grandmother's, one that was my mom's when I was growing up, one my aunt made when I was a wee little' bairn, and one I bought at a craft show a few years back made by the sweetest little old lady you ever did meet. And I have to tell you, the man digs the apron. I've seen him go from tangled Christmas light grumpy to chasing me through the house happy in about six seconds. Ah...the magic of Christmas.

This apron is on etsy and I have to say...covetous!

XOXO
Sommer

Saturday, November 28, 2009

Currently Coveting

Screams "Howdy!" to my crow fetish and whispers "it's okay" to my thrifty nature right now. A total steal at ten smackeroos and gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous. I really need to hit the Lotto. True story.

Off to my lovely box of Cab and a movie with the man.

XOXO
Sommer

So, I'm a perfectionist...so fucking spank me...


I received a very nice review over at NOR. And it was very nice. It was very pleasant, just like my read. But it wasn't great. The first review was great. Okay, not great. The first one was fucking awesome.

This all brings me to my Achilles' heel as a writer and a person in general. I am a perfectionist, type A, people pleasing mofo and I hate when I am not the best, most wonderful, most perfect out there.
Which is illogical, irrational and just plain stupid. I know that.

This need to be what I perceive as the best has tripped me up more in life than I care to admit. It has a lot to do with long bouts of anxiety, that asstard the cave dweller, and me worrying that I am never ever ever going to be good enough. Whatever enough is.

Why am I telling you this, dear reader? Because sometimes I even get tired of yay this and yay that and they said this nice thing etc. That is good. That is fucking great! But it is also realistic and the right thing to do to allow you to see this side of me, since you come here day in and day out and travel through this crazy-ass chaos with me. The I got 3.25 out of 5 stars and would like to go beat my head against the wall now side of moi.

Why would a nice, flattering review make me want to do that? I have no clue! Because I'm special and think I should always be in the very top of everything (which is total b.s.)?

The very nice reviewer said: This was a fun story to read. I loved what happened after Nix pulled Grant from the creek. I found it to be an entertaining storyline and I anxiously couldn’t wait to see how it ended. I enjoyed getting to know more about Grant and what happened to him at different stages of the story. Overall, this was an enjoyable read.


She did not say: this book sucked ass go kill yourself if you bought it.

So, I am officially, at two days from turning 38 on the 1st of December saying, I no longer expect perfection from myself. I will learn to be happy with good and great and awesome. Wherever I fall in that scale.

I will now go polish my shiny "pleasant read" and be happy with it. As any sane person would be.

Dammit.

XOXO
Sommer

Because It Makes Me Laugh



Hands down Christmas Vacation is probably in my top five favorite movies ever. I could watch it and then start at the beginning and watch it again, immediately. And yes, I've had a few Clark Griswold meltdowns in my day. In fact, when something is particularly odd, off, or fails miserably, my mother and I have been known to lean over and whisper to each other, "Welcome to our Griswold family Christmas." So...enjoy.

I am about to be dragged around town on the toting family about day of errands and browsing etc. But it is almost my birthday, it's here Tuesday!, and that means maximum family spending time together time for the week. Ole!

Have a fabulous day. I have no idea when I'll be back (o_O)

XOXO
Sommer

Friday, November 27, 2009

Currently Coveting



I just decided that "Currently Coveting" is going to be a regular thing around here. Since I always seem to be coveting something or other. Feel free to pass along your coveted items/books/needs/talents etc. to me at hot4sommer at yahoo dot com. Maybe I'll post them. Maybe "Currently Coveting" can take the place of the now-deceased "Hump Day Heresy" on my blog (o_O)

Anyway, I want these super bad. If you want to see more. Go here. Go on, buy them, make me jealous.

XOXO
Sommer

whatever 'dirty' you prefer

If there is something my husband is a master at, it is anticipation. All damn day. I was on pins and needles of the dirty variety. I had actually hit brat stage at one point. Because you know, I can be very much of a pain in the ass, wanting what I want when I want it and no sooner or later than when I want it, thanks so much.

He's good at curing me of that, though.

The better part of the day was spent in a chaotic sort of torture while I looked, on the surface, like I was just lazing about. Some chores here, reading in a nice chair there, organizing my desk...inside: chaos. Until it he took pity on me.

There's still chaos but it is a lazier, satisfied, I feel better now kind of chaos.

I know, I brag. Sorry ;)

Today is the perfect day for being at home and vegging out and getting your lazy and/or romantic heat going. The sun's setting and it is the most gorgeous layering of light and dark I've ever seen, or maybe that is the endorphins, but I'm going with a perfect sunset and a perfect cozy at home day.

There was kick-ass invented on the spot Turkey day leftover stir-fry that everyone ate, including the kids! Not just ate, ate it all, did not disassemble it and...ate seconds! That, I will chalk up to a pre-Festivus miracle.

Hope your Black Friday/Post Turkey Day is full of good food, good times, good sunsets, good lazy and yes, a good helping of whatever dirty you prefer.

XOXO
Sommer
*gorgeous, gorgeous canvas found here, for a song, might I add!

I won't dance or chant for you, but I'll give you a BOGO

I have to admit I hate those new Gap holiday commercials this year. They make my brain leak out of my ears. However...I love BOGO's (buy one, get ones). My own Black Friday offering is this: buy one of my downloads from a vendor, contact me at hot4sommer at yahoo dot com and tell me what you bought and where, I'll send you the pdf of your choice. (barring a few select titles) for free!

No mall required. No insanity. No fist fights in the Tickle Me Elmo aisle. No muss, no fuss, just good old fashioned smut!

If you are a die-hard maniac of a shopper, good luck and may the Force be with you. If you are like me, enjoy your veg out day, your leftovers and your television/book. And if you are also like me...enjoy your dirty later because I had a filthy filthy email from the man in my inbox and he was only sitting about two feet from me when I opened it. Looks like I might be getting lucky. They should call it Lucky Friday.

XOXO
Sommer
p.s. please put in the Subject of any emails: BOGO INFORMATION. Inside, simply list what you bought and where you bought it and the title and email where you wish your pdf to be sent! That you wish your pdf to be sent?...to??? Just tell me where to send it! :)

Thursday, November 26, 2009

after your dinner and your football...have some dirty...


I know I ran this story in 2007 but it is a story that a) mentions Thanksgiving b) makes me laugh and c) the magic bullet: turns me on.

Originally published at the (very sadly) now defunct Ruthie's Club, FIXATION earned me lots of emails and I cherished every one. I especially like her confession. I wrote the damn thing and it still makes me giggle.

I'm running it again because some things are just timeless. Celebrating with family and friends, little black dresses, pinup girls and yes...smut.

So when all is said and done, the turkey has been um...gobbled, and the football is over, the pie has been eaten (gosh how dirty is Thanksgiving) and the wine has been sipped~ sit back and have some dirty. On me.

Happy Thanksgiving, y'all! I am grateful for you, dear reader and my internet family of friends and supporters. Without you, there'd be no point showing up every day to get my dirty on!

Big wet kisses.

XOXO
Sommer
p.s. Yes, I had to put it. He's my favorite pinup artist and that there is a dachshund my friend! Ole!

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

closeup, buyer's guide and a smoking hot makeup bag...


I have spent my morning making myself pretty over on my Manic Readers Author Page. Do I look good in my closeup, Mr. DeMille? LOL

I was also tagged in this snazzy Baltimore buyer's guide from ESP. How freaking awesome is it that I am there under the Words section? Because truly. I loves me some words.

Speaking of buying and being pretty. Anyone who wants to guy me this fabulous makeup pouch for my birthday is welcome to do so. I'd give you a box full of kisses and my undying gratitude...but not my makeup.

XOXO
Sommer
*author's note: I now realize it says "guy me" thanks to Jeremy. But I am leaving it, because it is too funny in my humble opinion...

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

More me...



MORE is now available on Kindle. I know because someone bought one. Woohoo!

More: Two Prize-Winning Stories In One Volume. In "Julienne", Rita and Marcus are on the razor's edge of a failing marriage. A dark dip into some knife play may resurrect what she thought was lost. "Putty Kitty In Her Place" finds Kitty getting her just desserts for giving her big, dominant-behind-closed-doors husband Ben more than a hard time. WARNING: EXPLICIT SEX, LANGUAGE AND CORPORAL PUNISHMENT.

Very happy girl. Now I can go and drink wine and be happy!

XOXO
Sommer

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i'm in a fowl mood...


oops. foul. I slept for poo and tossed and turned. The man was sleeping well so I didn't even shoot for what I call Valium sex aka I can't sleep sex. Then I woke up to enough good coffee for what turned out to be a half a cup of the weak version. So, then I had to double the crappy coffee to get still-horrible, not-strong-enough, stale-tasting brew. And...I am tired. And tasty caffeine beverage deprived.

But this lovely fowl is for Scarlett. She collects cocks. You know I mean roosters. Stop looking at me like that.

Today brings me two exhibitionists showing off during sex, one spanking and some contract stuff. I got some super good news last night that I won't share until all is signed and sent, but I am a happy girl. Under all this bed-headed, bleary-eyed, cussing at the shitty coffee zombie woman exterior, that is.

XOXO
Sommer
p.s. here is my knitting porn coveted item of the week. Mmm. pretty.

Monday, November 23, 2009

"Hen-pecked in public, punisher in private..."NSFW


I put the NSFW in there for your protection,dear reader. The two stories in this volume are pretty intense, so I figured I'd say that up front.

Just a snippet from Putting Kitty In her Place to brighten your day. I know I could use a good putting in my place right about now. This day is chock full of obstacles and a few panic attacks for fun. ;)

Blurb and snippet below. MORE is still not available on Kindle but is hale and hearty over at 1RE and Smashwords and now on my website.

Happy Monday, hope it's dirty and grand.

XOXO
Sommer

Blurb:

More: Two Prize-Winning Stories In One Volume. In "Julienne", Rita and Marcus are on the razor's edge of a failing marriage. A dark dip into some knife play may resurrect what she thought was lost. "Putty Kitty In Her Place" finds Kitty getting her just desserts for giving her big, dominant-behind-closed-doors husband Ben more than a hard time.
WARNING: EXPLICIT SEX, LANGUAGE & CORPORAL PUNISHMENT

Excerpt from Putting Kitty In Her Place
from MORE by Sommer Marsden
Copyright 2009 Sommer Marsden

It is hard to keep track of all that runs through my mind as he fucks me. As his hands connect at warp speed with my already hot red skin. I think of all the nitpicking and the nagging. All the things I tell him he does wrong. All the things I fail to mention when he does them right.

As his cock pushes into me hard, sliding easily thanks to my state of frenzy. I fuck back against him and wait, bottom lip captured between my sharp white teeth. I wait for the next blow to fall and the next instant that my torso dives up into the air, hunching like a cat. An invisible line of power he hold. A magical force that he controls that makes me dance under him as he fucks me.

"What else?" Ben says right into my ear. His big blunt fingertips bite into the fleshy part of my hips. Pinching and gripping so tight and hard that a newer, sharper pain flows through my flesh. My ass cheeks are hot and blazing with invisible fire. Fire that I helped stoke with one too many criticisms or assumptions.

The Secret Life of Walter Mitty. That is what my friend Jolene quotes to me on occasion. "That poor man. He doesn’t look the type to take all that shit from you, Kitty. Really. You can be…well, pardon my French, love, but you can be a raging cunt when it comes to that poor husband of yours."

Hen-pecked in public, punisher in private. It is the game we play, the roles we take, the way we have it all worked out. I hang my head as his left hand bites deeper into the flesh
of my flank and his right connects with my ass cheek.

A low sob comes out of me. A nearly bovine sound and my head hangs a bit lower as the pain flares before turning to a low blue throb. My cunt flutters, though. The pain is kicking up the pleasure and my body is one rapidly swirling ball of chaos. Pleasure crossing pain, joy sparking right behind a bright hot anger. A little touch of sadness and a pinch of excitement just for fun.

I buck under him and he hisses in my ear again. "What else?"

"Tuesday. On Tuesday when I called the plumber. When you said…"

"When I said that I could do it? When I told you it was simply a problem with the disposal? And you called anyway. And cost us how much money? Not to mention the entire neighborhood having to hear your shrill shouting and your condescension."

There is a great pregnant pause. The room seems to inhale and hold its breath. My ears are ringing from the silence. I squirm a bit because all motion has stilled. His cock is buried deep inside of me. His balls tickling just above my fevered swollen clit. But he is still.

A trickle of sweat rolls down my nose and hits the white bed sheet. A prickle of fear heats my scalp but I’m too late. Before the fear can really sink in the room cracks a bright white roar and my head tips back as the cry rolls out of my lungs.

My Dirty Monday: Ivy Intimate Massager

Ivy Intimate Massager - Teal

Seven speeds. Seven. One for each day of the week. That's what this small handheld, hard plastic vibrator offers. And being that some of these speeds seem to shift the earth on its axis just a bit...the Ivy is pretty damn quiet. This is a perfect toy to toss in your bags if you're traveling for the holidays. Or the emergency orgasm inducer you may keep in your glove box (does anyone keep gloves in there any more?)

Speed and on/off controlled by a small button the front that is simply depressed. The Ivy is palm shaped and ergonomic. So no carpal tunnel from your self-love! I'm joking. Mostly.

The nubby silicone pleasure tip is something I've never seen or experienced. I have to say, I'm a fan. This little, seemingly irrelevant addition, is perfect for the more sensitive user (*cough* raises hand) so that the pressure and intensity of the contact and vibration can be controlled more easily. And speaking of vibrations, this vibe has a few pulses and it...escalates...oh, yes it does.

I'd also recommend this be the little toy you keep in your nightstand to pull into play during sex. It's the perfect item to enhance your good old, every day, romp in the hay. Plus it will then be conveniently present for before sleep or I can't sleep orgasms.

See how I think ahead? ;)

I, Santa's self-appointed naughty elf, give the Ivy Intimate Massager two thumbs up! I'd stuff it in any stocking, any day, any time.
XOXO
Sommer
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Sunday, November 22, 2009

"...loved so much by the reviewer that we knew we needed to get to know Ms Marsden a little better"


I am a featured author today. No lie. I wouldn't make this up!

You may recall me being giddy over an awesome review of Corporeal by Seriously Reviewed. And then...uber giddy when the exceptional review for Bittersweet came out. Seriously Reviewed has been so good to me, I can't even say. And now I've been interviewed on Seriously Interviewed! I'm psyched. Seriously.

So, I was asked if I was a pantser or not. I told them I try to keep my pants on as much as possible, especially in public, but sometimes...it just doesn't work. *snort*. Okay, the actual question was panster or plotter and do I multi-task (who is laughing? I hear you!) and all kinds of other stuff including if I had a warning label what would it be. Find out what I said here.

And psst...they called me Ms. Marsden. You know what that does to me.

And thanks again, to Seriously Reviewed/Interviewed. For reals.

XOXO
Sommer

Saturday, November 21, 2009

papayas and corporal punishment banned...


In the USA? Um...probably not. Probably I hit the wrong thing during my Kindle upload regarding my rights to distribute. But it's going to take a few more days to see if that's the case. And I'm too excited and too impatient by nature to delay talking about More that long.

This little ebook release contains two prize-winning stories. Julienne took first place in the For The Girls fiction contest in August 2008 and hasn't been available anywhere but on that site before now. Ditto for Putting Kitty In Her Place, which took 3rd in the Palmprint Corporal Punishment fiction contest in fall 2008.

Now both stories are snuggled up in one download volume for the first time since they placed. And I have to say, upon rereading them, my excitement to put them into a short two-story ebook grew to a nearly can't-sit-still-able degree.

So, here's the blurb and a snippet and when I get Kindle all worked out later this week, I'll give a holler. For now they can be purchased as a pdf or html at 1RomanceEbooks and Smashwords.

Blurb:More: Two Prize-Winning Stories In One Volume. In "Julienne", Rita and Marcus are on the razor's edge of a failing marriage. A dark dip into some knife play may resurrect what she thought was lost. "Putty Kitty In Her Place" finds Kitty getting her just desserts for giving her big, dominant-behind-closed-doors husband Ben more than a hard time. WARNING: EXPLICIT SEX, LANGUAGE & CORPORAL PUNISHMENT

EXCERPT
COPYRIGHT Sommer Marsden/2009
From "Julienne"

“How am I supposed to slice these?” I sigh.

The carrots are big and fat and dirty. The green tops still attached, bits of root hang here and there. Marcus cannot stand anything but fresh produce. And fresh is not from the grocery store. No. Fresh is from the farmer’s market. Even on a Sunday he will rise at the crack of dawn for a carrot or a radish or a head of cabbage. Not for me, thought. If I try to wake him at the crack of dawn with a warm caress along his hard cock, he mumbles apologies and rolls over.

“Julienne, Rita. I have told you that ten times. Very thin strips. Like match sticks.” He mimics a chef slicing carrots and frowns at me.

If his voice weren’t so damn deep, he would sound prissy. He rubs his stubbly jaw and I can hear the rasp of his calluses over his face. I stare, open mouthed, and for just a split second I can imagine slicing him right across the forehead with the knife. Not killing him. No. I’m not insane. But lately, I would not be averse to seeing him put in his place. A little blood might remind him of the for better or worse part of our vows. It doesn’t get much worse than your wife fantasizing about slitting your skin open like a fish.

I set the knife down gently. So gently, it barely makes a sound on the dark marble counter. “Cut the fucking carrots yourself,” I say.

Marcus turns to me, his face an interesting mix of anger and frustration. It’s funny how when you are really and truly enraged, you notice things. Time seems to slow, voices seem to draw out like warm taffy unwilling to break. All the little details swim to the surface of reality. “Rita. Cut those carrots. I asked you to help. You said you would. Don’t be such a bitch.”

We stare at each other. Him with more gray in his hair than when we met. More lines around his blue eyes. A deep furrow in his brow from being so fucking intense. An extra ten pounds that works fine on his lean muscular frame. I try to remember the last time he smiled at me. Really smiled. The way he used to. The grin he would give me right before pinning me up against the nearest surface and taking me. Hard, soft, hurried, lazy. However he would take me, it was always good. It always worked. Now there is a lot of taut energy between us. Anger, confusions, distance. The distance is the worst.

“No.” I draw the word out and taste it on my tongue like his precious Tupelo honey. Fuck him. He can cut his own goddamn carrots. I am tired of watching my husband molest fruits and vegetables. Bored with watching him fondle mangoes and pomegranates. Frustrated beyond belief at the way he can stroke a tomato or a peach but he can’t touch me. Not like that. Not anymore. Now it is all rushed and perfunctory and cold. “I will not.”

He steps forward and the feel of him is menacing. It hangs in the air like a sharp odor. I have never felt any fear toward Marcus but my belly flutters with a low buzzing anxiety. I take a step back without realizing it. When my hip bangs the counter, I come back to myself. My heart is racing and my hands are doing the fidgety thing they do when I am nervous. I feel his bright blue gaze on me and try to stop them. I manage to wrangle my left hand, my right has a mind of its own. It twists in the hem of my brown tank tops until the fabric is pinching my fingers.

Marcus picks up the knife and regards it. He turns it this way and that as the kitchen light catches in the blade. The long silver implement shoots white beams of light around the room. Sunbeams from the window over the kitchen sink, bounce and dance. I watch, fascinated as he moves the knife toward me. My breathing slows, my face grows hot. My stomach cramps like I just ate something cold way too fast. “Marcus.”

“Shut up, darling,” he says and he rests the sharp silver tip against the thin fabric of my tank. His big hand plucks the fabric forward just a touch and he cuts the top. It gives way with an easy hiss. After all, it is nothing but thin cotton over warm skin. The tip of the knife doesn’t touch me until Marcus is past my belly button. My top is now a vest and he presses the point to the pale white skin right above my waistband.


Yay!

XOXO
Sommer

Over 1,020 downloads given away...


Did you get yours? They are totally free and I have to admit, I get a rush to see that over 1,000 have been downloaded. I say "over 1,020" because I think it's on other sites via Smashwords and 1RE at this point. I'm not totally sure any more. So, if you haven't snagged your copy you can go here or here.

And throw a girl a bone, folks,if you would be so kind (heh heh. yes, i get the double entendre). If you like it, rate it for me. I love to hear your feedback. The one rating cracked me up. She liked it, well done says, she. But she would have liked it a bit longer. It's a...short story. It says that right in the info. For my brevity I only got three stars. Sigh. Oh well, I guess you can't complain about people liking your work and wanting More. Now can you?

More on more later.

XOXO
Sommer

I have no idea where he gets his sense of humor...

I demanded Christmas lists this morning. The only present I know for sure this year is the man's, and I'm super excited to buy it. But the kiddos are getting older and I now own a teen and a tween--which means they are more persnickety and have their own tastes in...everything! So, I wanted specifics. The boy child hands me a list and says "all things in red are non-negotiable". Some of the red items include:

A solid gold muffin (blueberry, trust me, I can tell if it's not)
A one-toothed shark.
An albino penguin.
A cloning machine.
The spaceship from the Roswell incident.
A fountain of Mountain Dew
A pack of stickers.

So...I guess he's getting stickers for Christmas.

Off to a Flea Market and then a new shower head and then more errands. Gosh, I hope I find something good at the flea market and it's just us for most of the day, so gosh...I hope I find something good at the homestead later. Like nekkidness.


XOXO
Sommer

Friday, November 20, 2009

a man of his word...


The man is a man of his word. So this comes to you live, post lunch-time festivities. Arse is six shades of cherry red, the hard desk chair is not my friend at the moment, but there's a big-ass stupid grin on my face. My cheeks are still flushed and I feel like someone filled me full of warm chocolate. Loose and lazy-like.

I had planned on not writing today, I was simply going to do what I mentally call a pimpinmyho day (I am my own ho--my only ho), but now I feel inspired. And he is off being manly and fixing stuff. I realized I nearly missed a deadline I so wanted to hit. So, I'm going to go work on that now. Can you guess what I might write about?

I'll give you three guesses, first two don't count. (((Watcha!)))

XOXO
Sommer

Jack took her wrist in his big gloved hand and tugged her briskly



I love this tote so much. In fact, I love all the totes at Haut Totes so much, you could just close your eyes and point to her etsy page and I'd want it! Whatever your finger happened to land on. I. Would. Want. It!

You know...there are only ten days until my birthday, you still have time to buy me one of each! :) LOL

I chose this titillating holiday tote because it was so sexy and festive it seems the perfect thing to carry around a snippet from Kinky For Christmas (which has been doing well, thank you purchasing people!). This little nibble is from "I Can Stuff Your Stocking" where Prudence has been enticed to rekindle her fun nature. If she gets a picture of herself on the department store Santa's lap, her friend will take her on a ski trip. Seems like no big deal, right? Right...

XOXO
Sommer


From I Can Stuff Your Stocking (found in Kinky For Christmas)
by Sommer Marsden
copyright Sommer Marsden

Finally, blissfully, magically it was her turn, and suddenly she felt ridiculous. She was not some teenager agreeing to a dare or some tarted-up woman with a few drinks under her belt proving her sexiness. She was a thirty-something woman with a good job and a clever mind who just happened to be a tiny bit serious and stressed lately.

"Ho, ho, ho, young lady!"

She swayed a little as someone jostled her. She was a rational, sane woman who simply needed to learn to loosen up again and maybe go out for some girls' nights. She certainly was not going to learn to have fun again sitting on some strange man's lap picking up God knew what kind of germs from who knew how many children.

"Oh, ho, ho, ho! Say there, miss. I'll miss my sleigh if you don't come up." He was waving at her. He sounded familiar. He smiled under his fake beard and waved her on again.

"Lady, are you gonna go or what?" the clearly frazzled older man behind her grumped. He was clutching a squirming boy to him. Probably his grandson. The boy wiggled and fussed.

"Yeah. I guess. Here I go," she said. She wanted to disappear if at all possible. She shut her eyes for a moment but when she opened them, the department store Santa was still staring at her. His eyes were a stark green that made her heart quicken. God, he reminded her of someone.

"Come on, then," he said softly, but she still heard him. She shuffled forward in her Jimmy Choo‟s.

She could be having a martini in her silk pajamas or soaking in a hot bath. Instead, she was about to sit on someone's lap in front of a room full of beleaguered strangers. "Hi there, I'll just be a moment. To get my picture taken," she mumbled.

He patted his lap patiently. She studied the eyes again. And that voice. "Aren't you going to sit, Prudence?" he asked her.

And it hit her. Jack! Jesus, the faux Santa was Jack, her ex-husband. "Oh, my God!" she hissed so no one would hear.

But Jack took her wrist in his big gloved hand and tugged her briskly so she folded into his lap with a graceless dip of her knees. "There we go," he said against her ear. "Now what do you want for Christmas, little girl?"

Prudence opened her mouth but no noise came out. Jack's hard cock was pressing the seam of her ass, and she felt the familiar and instant arousal. She was Pavlovian when it came to her ex-husband. If she knew he was hard, she wanted him. Divorce or no divorce. Her body hadn't gotten the memo. He caught her look and arched up subtly so that his hard-on pressed harder against her bottom.

He leaned in and pressed his lips to her ear. His white beard tickled, and she shivered. "You need to talk to me, Pru, or these folks are going to be super pissed."

"But I..."

"What do you want?"

"To um ... I want—"

"Hurry, Pru."

"I want you to stop rushing me!"

Thursday, November 19, 2009

"If you are crying or mad at me I will not spank you...

...tomorrow on my day off." These are the kinds of emails I get from him sometimes. And then I laugh and laugh and laugh...and then I behave. Because he really is off tomorrow!

Talk about an ingenious way to control your wife's moods. He's wickedly clever. Like the Devil kind of clever.

Heh.

XOXO
Sommer

So I was sitting on Alison Tyler and...


and I hope I didn't squish her! Ha. Kidding! I just never get tired of seeing myself on the Amazon lists. In this instance (if you squint) I was 32 this morning with Kinky For Christmas and sitting on top of Ms. Tyler.

Don't worry. You can't see it but she was also sitting on me. I was actually the cream in an AT sammich :D

And if you get a moment, follow my horrible segue to my lovely slipper book blog over at eXcessica. Share your choices with me! Who makes you feel good and cozy when you are too brain dead to read?

Fingers crossed that next hour I'm still sitting on someone good over at Amazon. It's so exciting to see who I will be nestled up against. I'm a bit addicted, I have to say!

XOXO
Sommer

and I would have these on when I took him in hand and...

Here is today's knit porn! Oh how I covet them, let me count the ways. I love the romantic sweep of them along the mid-section of the hand. I love how they elongate the arm with the way they lay. I think, for sure, I would have these on when I took him in hand and guided him to my...well, you get the picture. I would also have these on if I were tied to the bed, tied to the chair or stark nekkid out in a field (there's my shampoo commercial field again!). The man is so against clothing in the bedroom. His first words to the nun outfit I reviewed were, "Sweet. Take it off."

New panties. "Nice, take 'em off."

Stockings. "Very sexy. Take 'em off."

But something about these tells me that even he would let me keep these on. Even he would like the feel of these under his one big hand while he pinned my two.

See, now, I have taken very pretty wrist warmers and turned them dirty. I'm not sure how I did that. And I'm not sure why I am counting down mentally to my own birthday. Why is this year excitement when last year was not? I mean, it's been a rough-ass year. Maybe I am just ready to get it over with? Or maybe I sense good things on the horizon? I have no idea. But as each day to 38 approaches, I get a little more happy. I am a strange, strange woman. Sitting here, getting ready to be a year older and coveting staggeringly hot red wrist warmers.

Works for me.

XOXO
Sommer

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

me with this scarf on and...that's it


I've developed a few fixations lately. One is the color red and a hood, to be specific. The other seems to be knit wear. Scarves, specifically, but a happy hand warmer or fingerless glove will get me off, too.

See, I covet this gorgeous scarf. And I don't mean I covet it because I see myself with this wound around my neck as I run through a field of fall grasses and crisply colored leaves, wind blowing through my now too-long hair, my boots flying as I run and laugh like a s shampoo commercial (I mean, I do,don't get me wrong). But more than that, I picture me with this scarf on and...that's it. Just me and the scarf tangled together and all knotted up. And the buckle. Don't even get me started on what would happen to me because of that buckle. This thing is like 48 inches long. Four feet of play. And...a buckle. Just saying...
XOXO
Sommer
p.s. I actually covet the majority of this artist's work. My birthday is in twelve days. Grab me three or four to celebrate, 'kay? ;)

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Never Buy Your Own Hype, Ole!




This was sent to me by Jeff at 1RomanceEbooks today. We had spoken briefly after I had hosed up yet another thing (o_O) (but he is always so very nice to me when I do that!). I watched it, thinking I'd only get a bit in and then go for a walk. I watched it all. Then all, again. I am now watching it again.

Since I stared writing, "Never buy your own hype" has been my mantra. For a lot of reasons she explains. I also had a cave dweller who told me I sucked on a regular basis. In fact the better I did, the more I sold, the more my name was recognized, the worse I would feel sometimes. I had to let it go and remove myself from my work to a degree. When I say I take dictation, I am very much telling the truth. I also recently started saying Ole! when I do stuff that excites me. At home, in my blogs, on my twitter posts, in interviews, you will see me say Ole! So when she said what she said...(o_O) It was creepy. In a cool way.

If you write or love a writer or know a writer or think you might want to write. Watch this. I hope you find some wisdom and excitement and comfort. I know I did.

XOXO
Sommer

I look like an alien chick in that pic...


I'm up, baby! (Anyone else hear George Costanza?) Anyway, the ever generous Jeremy Edwards has me on his blog today. There's a brief Q&A about Corporeal, sex and humor.Ole!

I'm off to school for an hour or so but will be back shortly. We're having guests for dinner tonight. To eat with us, not as the main course. heh.

XOXO
Sommer
p.s. Jeremy has my latest avatar up only big...it startles me when i see it. I look like an alien chick in that pic. beam me up... ha!

Monday, November 16, 2009

last night I dreamt I was a porn star...

Or at least I was trying out to be one. And the man was taking me to try-outs. He was giving me pep talks the whole way. And we had to drive up this long and winding road, dirt no less, to the try-outs. I mentioned on Twitter and Facebook last week that I dream of the same places over and over again. Places I've never actually been. This winding dirt road was one of them.

Anyway, at the top of the hill was a table and some sheets with specifications. I remember being really, really nervous. Not because any of what was being done on set was odd or distasteful to me, but because people would be watching me...judging me and deeming whether or not I was worthy of being a porn star. Whether my nakedness and sex skills were good enough to be on film (the 'for Christ's sake!' is implied).

Plus there is the whole married thing and I kept saying...but, but...I belong with him. Hell, I belong to him. And then someone pointed out that I could do this, that and thus and perform "one orgasm for the camera reached via the act of your choice". So, he says oral and I woke up when I was taking my clothes off. And I was terrified. It took me an hour and ten minutes and a cup of coffee to calm down and make sure no one was watching me. Shit, or taping me!

So what the fuck is up with my dreams lately?! :)

XOXO
Sommer

p.s. scroll down to read about my multiple brownie gratification dream ;)

hey, look at me...



And where I'll be--------------->

Tomorrow! I'm super psyched and appreciative. Two chests, no waiting! Hope you'll pop over and say hi!

XOXO
Sommer

My Dirty Monday: Silk Scarf Restraints



Two black, silk scarves and a free satin mask. What more could a beginner who wants or needs restraints ask for?

A pretty straight forward review, you get two soft, nice quality black silk scarves for tying. And a matching black mask to keep you love prisoner in the dark. Nothing can amp up anticipation like being unable to see what your partner is about to do to you. Nothing gets my heart pounding faster than when my sense of sight is blocked. There is something fiercely primal about the body's reaction to expectation.

I wouldn't mind terribly if the scarves were a wee bit longer so that one could be used to weave around the arms a bit as opposed to just a straight forward bow. There's not really enough play to truly bond above say...wrist level and dead on at the ankle. For someone like me who likes to be bound a bit higher on the arms, when I do those things, mind you ;)...say around the elbow or even the top of the arms, a little more length would have been invaluable. But for a beginner and for under $15 bucks (silk!) you can't get any better than having a nibble of your first time with bondage with the Fetish Silk Scarf Restraints. I mean, just seeing the world "restraints" on the box does it for me!

Two thumbs up and a hearty recommendation from Santa's Naughty elf (that's me!)to stick this in a um...stocking.

XOXO
Sommer
**Awesome restraints provided by SexToy.com home of the biggest selection of vibrators online

Sunday, November 15, 2009

"...over my lap, so we can talk..."

I have been dreaming a lot lately. As some of you know that is unheard of for me. But I have been and I have no idea why. The other night I kept dreaming people were telling me things. I cannot remember if any of the things were super important, but the dreams were so damn vivid, that the following day I had to ask a few times, "Did you by any chance tell me that last night before bed?" simply because I thought maybe some of the revelations had not been dreams. Of course, every time I asked that, the person I asked looked at me like I needed to be institutionalized, so I just stopped asking.

Last night I dreamt of brownies. Tons and tons and tons of brownies. Varied brownies. All kinds of brownies. And I kept eating them in the dream way beyond where I would have gotten sick in real life. Now,it's a bit of a no-brainer, really. Before bed I was flipping through Gooseberry Patch: Christmas Book 9 and marking the items and crafts I wanted to make to giveaway for the holidays. Yes, yes, dirty girl is a crafter too! (I love being diverse)

One of the items I marked were buck eye brownies. Yum. And I don't think my dream was a distress call due to the whole Gluten-free thing because we have found mixes that the house agrees are not just as good as, but better than regular brownies. So they could be used in the recipe or a great homemade GF recipes could be substitued. Orrrrrr, since they are gifts in some instances, they could simply be regular ol' brownies chock full of gluten!

So, I have no idea why the brownies were front and center in my dreams. But I do remember eating them and eating them and eating them and then very panic-stricken thinking, "Oh, my god, I have to stop eating these! This is insane!" And then there was the part where the man patted his lap and said, "Belly up--over my lap--so we can talk. Now...let's talk about how many damn brownies you ate."

Um...You don't think that was where my brain was going do you?


XOXO
Sommer
p.s. fabulous paddle available here. You'll have to wait for Christmas for the brownies...



Saturday, November 14, 2009

i look for vintage lingerie...


We're off to the Flea Market today. Very, very soon, once I down this coffee in fact. I love the flea markets/yard sales/garage sales/or as my New England kin say "tag sales". I've gotten my kids addicted over the last few years too. Flea Markets are how my kiddos discovered some of their true loves. Scarves for the girl child, fedoras for the boy. Me, I look for vintage lingerie, vintage jewelry, old cookware/enamel ware, thing I can alter for crafting and anything unusual that you will not see ten times when you walk down the street. My best finds the last few years would have to be a cowboy tapestry from Italy, a horrible sixties print for the wall, an evil eye bracelet and a pair of boots that any good Dominatrix would wear for only three bucks.

What about you? What do you look for? Or do you shun second hands and their fleas? I mean, I know some people do, but oh...the horror! And oh the fun that is missed out on digging! Tell me, tell me, tell me! :)

XOXO
Sommer

Friday, November 13, 2009

pretty-pretty-shiny-shiny



My birthday isn't until December 1st, but this is my gift. My perfect, shiny, pretty engagement ring resized so I can wear it all the time now. Again. I've been wanting this for a long, long time. I'm so excited and the crappy camera phone does very little to show you how gorgeous it looks (because they cleaned it and shined it to show off the spectacular stone). Camera phone doesn't do much for my hand either, but screw it. I've been admiring my precious all day long. What? Oh, I meant ring. Didn't mean to go all Gollum on your asses.

XOXO

Sommer

“I think I might have fucked myself to death.”


You know I had to celebrate a special day like Friday the 13th since 13 is my lucky number. Soooooo lucky and cherished I named my anthology after it.


To celebrate I have put in a snippet from one of my favorite stories ever, "Kissing Me Sexy", conveniently located right in Lucky 13 for your reading enjoyment.

I have a hot fire story to work on since FIRE won yesterday's vote and I have edits and I didn't get nearly enough sleep and had a rough-ish night so I think I hear a vat of coffee calling my name. And I have to go turn the TV channel off of cartoons before my brain leaks out of my ears. Oh look! Too late! (o_O)

XOXO
Sommer

Frome KISSING ME SEXY by Sommer Marsden
copyright Sommer Marsden

“Sara, are you okay?”

I closed my eyes, embarrassment flooding my face, even though my husband couldn’t see me. “I think I might have fucked myself to death,” I said quietly.

“What? Wait a minute, hon. I can’t hear you. Let me get somewhere quiet.” After a moment, the noise level dropped dramatically. “What was that?”

“I said…” I sighed and shook my head, eyeing the hive on my wrist, “I think I might have fucked myself to death.”

First came dead silence, followed swiftly by quiet laughter. “Are you trying to be bad without me?”

“I was bad without you! Three times. But now…” I sighed again.

“Now?”

“I have a hive and my tongue’s a little swollen and I forgot all about the latex allergy cause it’s never…you know, it’s never bothered me internally. I don’t want to die from masturbation.”

This time the laughter was louder and I could picture him shaking his head in that way he does when I do something dumb. “I’m sure it’s just a mild reaction. Any trouble breathing?”

“A little,” I admitted, “but I think it’s because I’m scared.”

“Take a Benadryl and have a glass of wine. The Benadryl will help the hives, the wine will help you. Do you want me to come home?”

“No!” That would make the night worse. He’d been waiting ages to see this band. “Just keep the phone on vibrate so I can get you if…”

“Sara, you’re not going to die, baby. Listen, if you were going to have a severe reaction, it would have happened by now.”

I nodded and scratched my wrist. “Okay.”

“And you know what this means, don’t you?” he said softly. Even staring possible death in the face, the warm, rich tone of his voice lit me up on the inside.

“What?”

“I have to buy you some new toys. Maybe a nice glass dildo will do the trick.”

I laughed. A long, sincere laugh. “You’d better. I love you. I’m sorry.”

“Don’t be sorry and I love you, too. And you better call me if you need me. Got it?”

“Got it,” I said and hung up.

How embarrassing to do yourself to death. I took a Benadryl and then poured a glass of wine. I would sit down, relax and be calm. Once I calmed down, things would improve greatly. I was sure of it.

One pill, one glass of wine, and one hour later, I could barely keep my eyes open. Antihistamines plus wine equals exhaustion.

I crawled into bed and that was the last thing I remembered. Until he was kissing me.
Nice kisses. Warm, soft gentle kisses. Pressing his full lips against mine. I let him play his mouth over mine. I felt him brush his hands along my jaw, stroke my hair. I hummed happily.

“Kissing me sexy,” I mumbled. That hadn’t come out right. The pill and the wine had put me into a very deep sleep.

“What, beautiful? Kissing me sexy, what does that mean?” Al asked, laughing. Then he kissed me again and my brain went all soft and happy.

“Kissing me sexy,” I sighed. Damn. I’d said it wrong again. I kissed him back and tried to gather my thoughts. “You kissing me like that. It’s sexy,” I sighed, opening my mouth to him. Tasting this warm tongue that had a slight hint of beer.

“Oh, that’s what you meant.” His hands found my breasts and gently, every so gently, he played with my nipples until I squirmed. “I like it better the way you said it. Kissing me sexy. I like that.”

He nuzzled my neck and found that secret spot that always makes me wet and pliable with just a few licks and bites. I moaned and let him have his way. Let him do what he wanted. My body felt heavy and slow but in a pleasant way. I let my husband play me like an instrument he knew by heart.

“I was worried about you,” he said. His hand cupped my mound and he pressed the heel of his hand to my already throbbing clit.

“Is that why you woke me?” I managed.

“Of course. I wanted to check you over. Make sure you were okay. Kiss you sexy,” he laughed and nudged my panties aside and plunged a finger into my fluttering cunt.

I felt like I was floating to the surface from the depths of a pond. My body going from heavy and lethargic to light and soaring. His fingers worked magic deep in me and I felt my hips thrust up to meet his strong fingers.

“I can’t really tell that you’re okay like this,” Al whispered against my breast. He sucked my nipple in and worked it with his hot tongue until I felt a little sob burst out of my throat. Then he trailed moist kisses along my naked torso. I had gone to bed in nothing but panties and for that I was grateful. He pulled the pink scrap of fabric from me and kissed my mound. “Now, I need to get a better handle on things,” he said and his hot breath insinuated itself into the already moist folds of my sex.

“Yes, please check,” I sighed.

“You really did have me worried,” he said and then his tongue took one long swipe over my clit. He peeled me back with his tongue until all feelings of lethargy were nothing more than a memory.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

I'd kiss them both, to tell you the truth...

Oh, my god. Is it not gorgeous!? Here's the lineup for BLR '10:

When We Almost Met • Evan Mora
Coming Out Party • Anna Meadows
The Only Girl I Want • Sommer Marsden
Five • Cheyenne Blue
The Outside Edge • Sacchi Green
You Are a Full Moon Without Clouds • Pamela Smiley
Firsts • Hannah Quinn
Soaked • Erin O’Riordan
I Never Thought of Love • Jacqueline Applebee
Girls and Their Cars • Renée Strider
Hard to Hate Her • Kris Adams
Queens Up • Andrea Dale
Reclamation • Nell Stark and Trinity Tam
The Letting Go • Shannon Dargue
The Last Dance • Dalia Craig
All In • Radclyffe

Isn't it pretty? And I'm in it! Just look at the list if you don't believe me. A lot of new names to me on that roster which is so exciting. Can't wait to tip-toe my fingers through it. If you're on that TOC and I don't have your link up, email me at hot4sommer at yahoo dot com and I'll add you!

XOXO
Sommer

Vote for me and I'll set you free (((hey, hey)))

I love, love, love Love and Rockets. I'm showing my eighties roots. But as much as I still love them, what I don't love is the post full-length book writing let-down. Worse than post Christmas blues or post sugar rush crash. So, I can't just sit here while I wait and wait and wait for a verdict on the book I just turned in. Seriously. Tom Petty was right. The waiting is the hardest part.

I really need a new dirty story to work on. If only to distract me from my waiting. I have a few anthos I want to sub to, a few books in the works, another project and I'm having that deer in the headlights feeling. I cannot for the life of me choose one.Maybe I need a good spanking etc to clear my head and give me that intense endorpin rush. Until then, throw a girl a bone (heh) If you read this--->gimme your opinion! I simply can't choose.

Pick a number, any number. The one with the most votes at the end of the day is the one I'll turn my filthy attention to. And then I'll be able to function because I'll have a current project.


1) sugar
2) smack
3)fire
4)alt
5)trunk

Here's a little ditty for you while you choose. Enjoy.
XOXO
Sommer

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

How You Like Me Now?



Just the title turns me on. And so does the song. Big,big thanks to Jo for sending it to me. It's been my soundtrack to editing my wolves today. And it feeds my Red Ridinghood-ish cape/coat/sweater/hoodie search (scroll down for my covetous posts)...and it calls up my snippet from Bittersweet I sent off yesterday only her red cape and lack of panties earned her a spot over the big bad wolf's...I mean new gruff man's lap. And she had more than a red cape when he was through. Whew. What? Was there a question?

Thanks again, Miss Jo! Y'all enjoy, I have to go deal with my wolves. (((yum))).

XOXO
Sommer

"How about this?"


How about a tiny snippet of Kinky For Christmas because I am up to my eyebrows in edits today and there is a nekkid man in there making me breakfast. Okay, okay--so he's not naked. Yet. But he is making me breakfast and I am snorking coffee like a champ. Kinky for Christmas kinky Kindle...say that three times fast. Heh.

XOXO

Sommer


by Sommer Marsden


“I am. I am. I‟m glad I tackled you. Although, I‟d take back the uh...” Fuck it. I ran my
hand over the fuzzy red crotch of his suit and sighed happily. He was hard and long and very ready, it seemed. “Oh gooood,” I breathed. “I was afraid I broke it.”


Caleb froze, and then his big shoulders started to shake as he laughed. He took in my confusion and leaned in, kissing me once more. “I assure you, it‟s completely unbroken. Let me show you.”
“Okay,” I said, but it was more like a wheeze. Because he was peeling off the jacket and his black T-shirt and underneath was a nice firm chest and abs that showcased a fine line of hair that led below his pants. To the sweet spot. I reached out and touched it. “Can I add that I don‟t usually jump on strange men in the dark and then let them um, well, into my home.”

“Good, because I rarely follow home women who beat on me.” He pulled my leg out straight and I let him. My heart thudded in my chest as his fingers closed around my ankle, moved up my calf. “You‟re pretty brave,” he said softly, working a sweet tender spot behind my knee. I watched the muscles in his forearm dance under the skin.

“Some might say stupid,” I said. Caleb dropped to his knees in front of me and worked on the buttons of my top. I held my breath, my ears ringing. He was so close. So there. And I wanted him so bad.

“Not stupid. You took a chance for someone else. It shows what kind of person you are. Besides smelling like cinnamon and being the kind of woman I can‟t shake from my head. Even while eating Christmas cookies and pretending to be a magical elf man.”

“You seem pretty magical,” I said and meant it. The cool air hit my nipples as he pulled my top off and they puckered instantly even with the fire burning. Caleb leaned in and captured one and then the other in his mouth. An invisible string of pleasure tugged and I
felt the suckling in my womb. My pussy flickered, begging to be filled. “Oh, God. That is too good.”

“Yeah?” He pinned me with his warm brown gaze. Kissing under my breasts, kissing down my belly.

“Yeah.” I couldn‟t breathe at all. I could see my chest fluttering from my heart beat.

“How about this?”

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

well, spank me hard...



That's something I always say. A lot of times I'm really asking for it. Okay, so most of the time I am really asking for it. But tonight I'm saying it because look at me over on Spanking Universe! I'm so excited. Mainly because my link is up on Spanking Universe but oddly I was just pulling an excerpt from the spanking scene in Bittersweet to send for a blurb...so that had me excited too! But in a totally different way.

It's a spanking night, I guess. And those panties-oh don't worry- those are already on my birthday list as a must have. Must. Have.
XOXO
Sommer

Pleasurists #53

bestparts

Best Parts by *KodoqKatie on deviantART


Pleasurists is a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days.


Did you miss Pleasurists #52? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #54? Submit it here before Sunday November 15th at 11:59pm PDT. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.


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Editor’s Pick

  • Eroscillator by Epiphora

  • True to its name, the Eroscillator oscillates rather than producing regular up and down vibrations. That may not sound amazing to you, and I understand. I used to wonder what oscillating even meant. Was the attachment going to spin in circles crazily? Was it going to assault my clit? How could oscillations feel better than vibrations? Oh, it’s hilarious to think about now…


    Note: After hearing about this review for weeks and effectively building up the anticipation Epiphora has finally produced what is a truly epic review (which may actually be a love letter). Some reviews just have to be epic, the toy demands it, and true to form Epiphora delivers an amusing, honest, and well written review that fits the toy perfectly, and makes me (and possibly you too) desperately wish to own one. I consider it necessary reading.


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