My Dirty Monday: Belladonna's Tie Me, Spank Me, & Fuck Me Kit

Okay, so I should have paid a bit more attention to the kit. But when I read Tie Me, Spank Me, & Fuck Me Kit--I admit it!--I got all excited. So I missed the fact that the kit had a rubber ball gag and I, my lovelies, am allergic to rubber. So, my review will not include the cute but deadly rubber ball gag. I will tell you the leather that holds the death ball is very nice and pale pink and smooth. The man says it's a stellar ball gag. I'll take his word for it. I love you, dear readers, but not enough to skip to my demise via rubber sex toy.

So, now on to the cuffs. Mmm. The cuffs. Same pink, smooth, soft, nice leather. Very nice for a kit, actually. And the buckles are good heavy buckles that give that merry but sinister jingle I adore when they're being fastened. Like they're saying, Oh, won't this be fun! when you're not begging to be let out...I think they are actually my favorite joined cuffs at this point in time.

Now let's talk about this G-spot vibe. Honestly, can I be Frank? or even Joe? I would buy this kit just for the vibe. Gorgeous, girly, hot pink plastic egg shaped G-spot vibe, bath and shower friendly--and I do mean friendly. It was my friend in the shower just the other day. There is something perfect about this vibe. The size, the shape and the angle. I would imagine a large amount of women would like to snuggle up with this particular G-spot vibe. A lot of G-spot vibes are too angled, too big, or even too small. To quote Goldilocks, this one is just right. She meant porridge and I'm talking sex toys but we won't split hairs.

So to sum up, ten thumbs up (I had to borrow four friends to accomplish that) for Belladonna's Tie Me, Spank Me, & Fuck Me Kit. Do be warned fellow latex/rubber allergy sufferers, there is a ball gag and it is rubber. Beyond that,for your money, I found the vibe stellar, the leather very nice, the buckles sturdy and shiny and merry and the ball--well, it was a fabulous ball. From what I could see from across the room while the man inspected it. I believe his words were "Damn. I'd love to try this on you if it wouldn't...you know...kill you."

I'm sure there are days he'd like to use it on me anyway. But that's where the spank me part comes in. A tale (or tail) for another day.

XOXO
Sommer
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