Last night we were watching Jeopardy! and during a commercial break somehow something provoked me to bring up sex. Pre-the-man sex. I cannot for the life of me remember what provoked the statement(because I am senile) but I said something like, "Before you when I would..."
And he looked up at me with a really odd look and I said "What?"
He shook his head. One short, quick shake.
So I said, "Anyway, before you when I---"
And he said (and I quote) "La-la-la-la. I don't need to know this. You were a virgin when you met me." In fifteen years this has never been an issue. Pre-me sex, pre-him sex. But he's recently turned 45 and I am stumbling, shuffling, staggering toward 40 and...NOW he is pretending. Which cracks me the fuck up.
"That's right. I forgot," I said.
"Good girl."
XOXO
Sommer
p.s. fab art is here
And he looked up at me with a really odd look and I said "What?"
He shook his head. One short, quick shake.
So I said, "Anyway, before you when I---"
And he said (and I quote) "La-la-la-la. I don't need to know this. You were a virgin when you met me." In fifteen years this has never been an issue. Pre-me sex, pre-him sex. But he's recently turned 45 and I am stumbling, shuffling, staggering toward 40 and...NOW he is pretending. Which cracks me the fuck up.
"That's right. I forgot," I said.
"Good girl."
XOXO
Sommer
p.s. fab art is here
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That's such a weird one. I want to know it all... all the stories. What made him him. What he did, waht was good, what wasn't.
I can't imagine wanting a blank slate. No fun at all!
i'm pretty sure he was pretty much joking and most likely it's in light of what's going on right now and that he wanted to pretend we had always been together.
i don't think he *actually* wants me to never speak of my past again.
call me crazy, but that's my guess.
What?! What?! You had SEX before you met him? I am CRUSHED! I was sure you wore a chastity belt until you met him!
Damn.
I'm going to cry in the corner now.
XXX,
Alison
Well, I suppose that's just sweet, then.
AT: I know. I am a bad, bad girl...
Jo: Yep. It's why I keep him. And why he gets so lucky so often.
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