It's Still Masturbating May!

Forgive me but I actually took the weekend off (I heard you gasp. I was gasping too! (O_O) ). A lot going on here at casa de crazy. It's Monday and it's still May which means masturbation which means...um...yay? Yes, yay Masturbating May (at least that's what I say)! Before this sounds any more like an X-rated Dr. Seuss blog, I'll just put a rerun of a favorite vibe review. I still have this pretty, handy dandy, small but powerful vibe and it's still a favorite.

XOXO
Sommer



My Dirty Monday: TLC Marble Vibe Kandia Red

Love, love, love this vibe. Did you hear? I love it.

I forget sometimes when it comes to sex toys KISS. Keep it simple sister (am being nice). This is as simple as it gets. Five inches, two batteries (not included), variable speed, water resistant. All that smushed together with some very good orgasms equals, I recommend you buy one.

I fell in love with its looks, I'll admit. It is beautiful. The dense red marbled looks really turned me on. But then I tried it out and it really turned me on. Then...I read the adorable poem on the back of the box (box was even gorgeous) that told me I could take it in the shower and well, that sealed the deal.

This is now the go to vibrator. Good for alone time, travel time, or the night where you and your man are feeling playful and you can bring it in on the action. Man, woman and machine (or whatever combo you have worked out in your dirty little head). This vibe has now taken first place (so far). Yes, yes, I love Mr. Blue Vein but I have to give credit where credit is do and this is a love affair that can't be rivaled. Well...yet. There are still a lot of sex toys out there to be tested so let's just say I'll keep you posted.

Final Verdict: you need one. Inexpensive, fairly quiet, pretty to look at, plays well with others. Buy it! Buy one for you or for him or for her. Hell, buy a few and give them out for the holidays. Now wouldn't that be a holiday to remember?

XOXO
Sommer
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