Celiac Nightmare

I dreamt I ate pizza. Real pizza. Not gluten-free wanna be pizza dough with toppings. Not too dry, a bit chalky, break apart, not elastic pizza but real fucking pizza. With a soft wheat crust. And gooey cheese. I could fold it in half without a mess. REAL pizza. And it was good.

But I was panicky. Why? Why was I panicky? Then it hit me and I dropped the slice (like it was hot). It was REAL pizza. With wheat. With gluten. Poison. And then I started to wake up. Oh yeah, our just past president was there for some reason, too. That's where the real nightmare started...

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