Monday, July 12, 2010

My Dirty Monday: Le reve vibe - white



Le reve vibe - white

This is a picture of my new best friend. The Le Reve vibe arrived at my home and was all white and hard and angled. It reminded me of the old-timey telephones. And by old-timey I mean the ones I had as a kid before everything turned cordless. When I picked the Le Reve up in my hand it fit perfectly. This vibe is smooth with clean lines and four speeds--Four. Not a billion. Who needs a billion speeds? Not me. I get vibes with a billion speeds and end up with one or two favorite speeds that I use all the time. Usually one. The point is, the Le Reve gives you Slow (makes you want to climb out of your skin but in a good way), Medium (oh, god we're getting there) and Fast (oh god, we're there!) and Sonic (I see Heaven). Me, I like slow. I'm weird.

Anyway, it doesn't have a bunch of bells and whistles. Clean lines, three speeds, nifty battery compartment because it's waterproof. Pretty box, surprisingly quiet so there's no need to announce you're getting off (unless you wanna). The Le Reve reminds me of a really smoking good piece of pie. You don't need all the garnishes and the chocolate shavings and whipped cream and the mint sprig, because the pie is damn near perfection when done right all by its simple self. And this simple, affordable, gorgeous in its plain-ness vibe is pretty much the perfect piece of pie. With orgasms.

XOXO
Sommer
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